Fates Supports/Selena Peri
Peri: Selena! Hey, Selena! You hate it when you're not the best at everything, right?
Selena: Ugh, definitely! I never settle for second place—ever!
Peri: Wellllll...I happen to know I'm better than anyone at murder!
Selena: A-at what?! Murder's not a sport, Peri!
Peri: It isn't YET! We could be the first!
Selena: L-look... Most people don't go around killing each other because they feel like it!
Peri: Then I'm automatically the best at it! Hooray for me!
Selena: Grrr... Why does this bother me so much?!
Peri: Yikes! Ease off! I-I didn't mean it! Waaaaaaaaah! Selena is bullying me!
Selena: What's with you? Those crocodile tears aren't fooling anybody! If you really want to see someone turn on the waterworks, watch and learn! Waaaaaaaaaaah!
Peri: What the heck?! Teeheeheehee! You look so silly when you cry!
Selena: Ugh... Beaten again!
Peri: Hey, Selena, know what? I'm a pretty good cook, too!
Selena: Is that a challenge? You don't know what food tastes like till you've had my cooking! I'm not letting any selfish crybaby killer beat me in a cook-off!
Peri: A cook-off! That's a great idea! You know I'll win, right? Can you handle that?
Selena: Fat chance. I'm taking you down!
Peri: Let's get started!
Selena: How... How did this happen?!
Peri: Hi-hi! What did you think? My cooking's pretty yummy, huh?
Selena: Ugh... Ughhhh!!
Peri: Don't just groan about it! I want to hear what you think! Is it yummy? Gross? Tell me!
Selena: Will you stop pestering me for five seconds so I can get a word in edgewise?! I was just about to tell you what I thought.
Peri: Yay! This is so exciting!
Selena: Your cooking...it was...
Peri: Yes? It was what?
Selena: It was better than mine. But only by a hair!
Peri: Yesss! I win again!
Selena: (How does this psycho keep beating me?)
Peri: Aww, aren't you going to make your funny crying face this time?
Selena: Mind your own business! I'm not faking it! These are real tears! Ugh... I hate everything about this...
Selena: I hate to admit it—I really, REALLY hate it—but you're a better cook than me.
Peri: Hey, we agree on something!
Selena: But I'll practice nonstop until I'm better than you! Just you wait! And don't go anywhere! You stay put until I'm ready to wipe the floor with you!
Peri: So you're saying...rematch? Teeheehee! You're so much fun, Selena!
Peri: Seriously! I love hanging out with you! You're cute and strong, and you wear your hair in twintails, like me! I could go on and on! I hope we can keep having fun contests!
Selena: I'll admit, I got a kick out of the cook-off we had. I didn't realize you were into that stuff, and I feel like I know you better now.
Peri: Yep! Best friends forever!
Selena: Sure, I'll be your friend. But don't think for one second that I'm happy about it!
Peri: You're...not happy to be friends...? *sniff* *sob* Waaaaaaaaah! Why are you such a meanie?!
Selena: D-don't cry! I didn't mean it! I... I'm happy too! I'm...glad we're friends.
Peri: *sniffle* R...really?
Selena: "R-really?" Listen to this girl! Don't you trust what your best friend says? So stop crying already! It's smearing your makeup.
Peri: OK...I'll believe you.
Selena: Then again, you'll be crying your eyes out after our cook-off rematch! Get ready to lose hard!
Peri: OK! I can't wait!
Selena: But for that to happen, I can't waste all my time here. I'm off to practice cooking!
Peri: And I'll go practice killing! We'll have a kill-off someday too!
Selena: Don't get your hopes up...