Fates Supports/Saizo Charlotte

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Saizo: Well, well. Look who we have here. The Nohrian woman...

Charlotte: Oh, my! And who might you be? I would love to chat...so long as it doesn't cause trouble for you with your countrymen. Waiiiit...it's just you. Dammit, I should've looked before I got the act going.

Saizo: Are these your true colors? Your pretty face belies your foul mouth.

Charlotte: What's it to you? You know what, forget it. I'm done talking.

Saizo: Why is that?

Charlotte: You're just some thug for the Hoshidan royals. Look at your face. Look at your CLOTHES! They don't pay you much, do they? My time is wasted on a shabby commoner like you.

Saizo: Hah.

Charlotte: What's so funny?

Saizo: I serve as personal guard to Lord Ryoma, heir to the Hoshidan throne. It is a mistake to think of me as one of the rank and file.

Charlotte: Ooh, aren't we special?

Saizo: I'm just saying that looks aren't everything.

Charlotte: Hmm... I thank you for this pearl of wisdom you've so graciously dispensed! Now that I've had a close look, your regal bearing is readily apparent. Perhaps you save these glimpses of your true nature for those...special to you...?

Saizo: It's a little late for that.

Charlotte: Can't blame a girl for trying.

Saizo: Heh...you amuse me. They say that everyone has multiple facets, but few are so blatant as yours.

Charlotte: Say that again! I dare you! If you're so high class, you should be embarrassed that I couldn't even tell!

Saizo: Hahaha...I'm doubly amused that you think I should care.

Charlotte: Ughhhh! I've had enough of you, one-eye!

B Support

Charlotte: Heheheheh... The quickest way to a man's heart is through the stomach! *sip* Could be spicier. I need just the right jolt to knock him off his feet!

Saizo: Hmm. Better than I expected, but it could use more salt.

Charlotte: Holy cats! You scared me! Don't go around tasting people's food! Where did you even come from?!

Saizo: I don't see why you're so shocked. I'm a ninja. Appearing from nowhere is what I do.

Charlotte: Show-off...

Saizo: *slurp* This soup's quite good. Shame about the cook, though.

Charlotte: Why, thank you! It means so much to me that you enjoyed it! ...In a pig's eye! That soup wasn't made for you, so hands off!

Saizo: It was made using army resources. Why shouldn't I, a soldier, have some? You weren't diverting provisions for personal use, were you?

Charlotte: Ahaha! Wh-what a funny notion! I would never, of course!

Saizo: If you say so. But getting back to what I was saying... You've got a sharp tongue but a discerning palate. It's an interesting contrast.

Charlotte: Haha...ha... So what if I do?! Shut up!

Saizo: Isn't it good to act naturally for a change?

Charlotte: Huh?

Saizo: It sickens me to see you put on that sweet, innocent charade to hide your true nature. You can drop it around me. See you later.

(Saizo leaves)

Charlotte: Ughhhh, that man gets on my nerves! Who the hell does that busted-up sneak think he is?!

A Support

Charlotte: There we go! The cooking's done, and this is the last of the laundry! What's next on the agenda...

Saizo: Interesting choice of phrase. Would this be your regular agenda or the hidden one?

Charlotte: You again?! I'm starting to think you keep popping up just to harass me.

Saizo: You flatter yourself. I was just passing by.

Charlotte: Argh! You drive me nuts! Where are the true gentlemen out there who'd recognize my ladylike splendor? When will the handsome prince, destined to love me at first sight, arrive? Why is it always YOU I run into?!

Saizo: I apologize for constantly being myself.

Charlotte: Damn it...I'm not conspicuously cooking and cleaning for THIS dirty sneak! It's a tragedy that I go so unrecognized for all I do around here!

Saizo: Isn't it, though? Still, even if nobody else is aware of your contributions to this army... I notice.

Charlotte: You...do?

Saizo: Of course, your rotten core hasn't escaped my notice either.

Charlotte: Aaaaand the moment is ruined. You just don't know when to shut up!

Saizo: Hah. Whoops.

Charlotte: Yeah, laugh it up! I'm really getting the sense you just come to make fun of me!

Saizo: What would you rather I say?

Charlotte: Try not saying anything! Try leaving me alone!

Saizo: All right. See you around, two-face.

(Saizo leaves)

Charlotte: I've had it up to here with him! Then again...he did notice. M-maybe he's not as shabby as he looks...

S Support

Saizo: Charlotte.

Charlotte: Gah! You AGAIN? What do you want now?

Saizo: I want you to go out with me.

Charlotte: Go out with you? To battle? Go out shopping? What are you talking about?

Saizo: None of those. I want us to be... you know...an item.

Charlotte: Wh... What?! Have you lost your mind?! Why would I settle for YOU?

Saizo: Why not? I'm the one who sees you slaving away to keep our forces fed and clothed. What other man knows you have any redeeming features? It seems natural to me that I would be the one for you.

Charlotte: N-now wait a minute here! Don't I get a say in this?

Saizo: Of course. But what's the problem? It certainly shouldn't be my status. Do you have other suitors I'm not aware of among the high prince's retainers?

Charlotte: Even if I don't, you've still got a lot of nerve, talking to me like that! This condescension is a funny way of showing a woman you love her!

Saizo: I didn't meant to condescend. I thought you were interesting. You're skilled at so many things, despite your rotten core.

Charlotte: W-was that a compliment? I can't ever tell with you!

Saizo: Take it however you want. But I'm the only man who understands you this thoroughly. You could do worse than to "settle" for me.

Charlotte: There you go again... That's exactly what I mean!

Saizo: You hate me, then?

Charlotte: Well...no, not really. I did get a thrill when you saw how much effort I put in... And I always thought it would be nice to have a foreign groom.

Saizo: Then it's settled.

Charlotte: Urrrgh...but then you go and say something smug again! I don't know if I want to stay with you forever or never see you again!

Saizo: That doesn't matter.

Charlotte: What?! Why doesn't it matter?

Saizo: Either reaction is honest. That's what I'm offering you. If you married a man while putting on that act, he would never know the real you. You would never know what he might think of you as you really are. But you know what I think, because I tell you. Wouldn't an honest life be better?

Charlotte: Y-yeah...I guess so...

Saizo: There's only one other thing. I want to hear you call me by my name.

Charlotte: Whaaat?!

Saizo: Up to now, it's always been "one-eye" and "dirty sneak" and so on. That's no way to start a relationship.

Charlotte: What, it bothers you that much? Heehee...

Saizo: Come on, just say it.

Charlotte: You're cute when you blush. Sure, I'll call you by your name. Why not?

Saizo: I'm still waiting...

Charlotte: Saizo...do you promise you'll love me? Will our days together be blissful?

Saizo: Of course. Again, though: drop the act.

Charlotte: You...you pig! You can't leave well enough alone, huh?! You're a snake! A one-eyed jerk! Dirty sneeeeeak!