Fates Supports/Niles Peri

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C Support

Peri: Ooh, it's Niles! I heard you can make anyone feel bad using only words. I wanna hear it for myself. Do me! Do me!

Niles: *sigh* How unfortunate that this is what my reputation has become. I'm sorry, Peri, but I don't take requests like that.

Peri: Aww, why not? Why won't you insult me?

Niles: Because I only insult people who deserve it. If you do something to deserve my scorn, you'll get an earful. Don't worry about that.

Peri: Grr! Fine!

(Niles leaves)

Peri: Wait! There was something else I wanted to ask you!

Niles: Now I'm getting irritated. You're on the right track if you want some insults. What is it?

Peri: Did you ever break into my house when I was a kid?

Niles: How in the world would I know? I broke into a lot of houses.

Peri: Well...I lived in a really big mansion. It was kind of hard to miss. And my parents told me that someone broke in once! So I was wondering if it might have been you.

Niles: That's still pretty vague. Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. If it was me, what are you going to do about it?

Peri: Whoa! Nothing! I'm just curious. I just thought it would be kind of a cool coincidence, that's all.

Niles: Hmph.

B Support

Niles: Good day, Peri. I have some remarkable news for you. The mansion you grew up in—was it a nobleman's home? And was it on the corner of a main street, with a prominent blue tile roof?

Peri: Yep! That's exactly it.

Niles: Amazing. Then, in fact, I did rob your home when you were a child.

Peri: Haha! That's so cool! So, what did you steal? I don't remember anything ever going missing.

Niles: That's true. We came to steal a particular item, but we couldn't find it.

Peri: Really? We had just about everything you could want in that house. Gold, rare works of art, jewels... You name it!

Niles: Yes, but we were looking for something unique. Something money can't buy.

Peri: Ooh, I'm dying to know. What was it?

Niles: Don't laugh. It was a doll.

Peri: A doll?!

Niles: Yes, but not just any doll. It was supposed to be an evil murder doll! Rumor was that your family kept a possessed doll under lock and key. Supposedly, this doll would come to life and eviscerate one's enemies. Me and my...associates...thought it would be a fun toy.

Peri: That is CRAZY! We never had a doll like that in our house! Believe me, if we did...I would have played with it nonstop!

Niles: You're right, of course. It was nothing more than a tall tale. We poked around the house, tipped over a few priceless vases, and left empty handed.

Peri: Aww. Sorry my mansion made for such a disappointing break-in.

Niles: Heh. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said THAT.

A Support

Niles: I think I've figured it out, Peri.

Peri: Hmm? Figured out what?

Niles: There was an evil murder doll in your mansion after all.

Peri: No way! Is it still there? I'm going to go kill it right now!

Niles: Relax. Hear me out. Tell me...what were your hobbies as a child?

Peri: Dismemberment, murder, and torture. You know...normal kid stuff.

Niles: Riiight. Anyway, there was another rumor about your house. At one point, it seemed your household was hiring a new servant every other day. The money was good, but soon people became reluctant to work there. Some of the butlers and maids you hired were never seen again... Does any of this ring a bell?

Peri: Oh, that? Heehee! I guess I probably killed a bunch of the butlers that my daddy hired. Whenever I was bored, I'd summon one of them, and then...THWACK! Heehee! Sometimes Daddy would even watch!

Niles: Do you see what I'm getting at, Peri?

Peri: Oh! Wait, no. What are you getting at?

Niles: You! You were the evil murder doll!

Peri: But I'm not a doll, silly!

Niles: No, but you were doll sized as a child! And you fit the description perfectly.

Peri: Wow! So you broke into my house to steal ME! Hahahaha! That's so funny!

Niles: I don't know if that's the right word, but it is one longtime mystery solved. To think—I walked away from your home empty handed so many years ago... Only to have you walk into my life of your own accord now. Even after all this time, life still finds ways of surprising me...

S Support

Niles: Ah, Peri. Good timing.

Peri: What for?

Niles: I want another chance.

Peri: Another chance for what?

Niles: Another chance to steal you away, of course!

Peri: Hmm... I still don't get it... You want to steal me?

Niles: That's right. I have an eye for the precious and valuable. And I want to make you, the legendary evil murder doll, mine!

Peri: I don't know, Niles. Are you gonna put me in a glass case or something?

Niles: Bwahaha! Of course not. But I will take care of you for the rest of your life.

Peri: What does that even mean?

Niles: Well, it can mean whatever you want it to mean. If you want it to mean exotic adventures, then we will have exotic adventures. If you want it to mean a simple life in the country, it can mean that, too. Please don't pick that one, though.

Peri: Well, I don't really get it...but sure, why not?

Niles: Excellent. Here, I want you to have this.

Peri: A wedding ring?!

Niles: That's right. We should have a proper ceremony, of course. And then the real fun can begin. I want you to summon me like one of your butlers...

Peri: Sounds good! Can we invite some actual butlers for me to murder, too?

Niles: No. Just the two of us. And, um, no murder will be involved, hopefully...

Peri: Well...OK. How about some cooking? I'm pretty good with a knife in the kitchen, too.

Niles: Now THAT would be splendid. Marry me!

Peri: Heehee! I will. Steal me away!