Fates Supports/Laslow Keaton
C Support
Keaton: Oh! Hey, Laslow!
Laslow: Stop right there, Keaton!
Keaton: Huh? Why?
Laslow: You know why. You're gonna try to show me one of your "treasures," aren't you?
Keaton: Ha! Classic Laslow! Yep, you nailed it!
Laslow: STOP! DON'T YOU DARE!
Keaton: What? Then how am I gonna show you my treasure?
Laslow: I don't want to see your "treasure." Last time you showed me one, it was a giant bug! A giant POISONOUS bug! Those boils didn't heal for a week!
Keaton: Oh yeah! Your face was so disgusting! That was the best!
Laslow: No, it most certainly was not.
Keaton: Hahaha—huh? Where'd my treasure go? Oh, it must have escaped.
Laslow: I knew it—it was another bug, wasn't it?! WAIT! ACK! It's flying right at me! NOOO! Please, stay away, bug! Gods, not again! GYAAAAAAAAH!
(Laslow leaves)
Keaton: Ha ha ha! Oh, Laslow, you're such a kidder!
B Support
Keaton: Laslow! Where are you going?
Laslow: Huh? I was just about to go into town. Did you need anything?
Keaton: Going to chat up some ladies, huh?
Laslow: Ah...what makes you say that?
Keaton: I knew it! Well guess what? I wanna try too!
Laslow: You want to try chatting up ladies?
Keaton: Yep! C'mon! Take me with you!
Laslow: I have a bad feeling about this...
Keaton: I'm begging you! It'll be fun, right? I just wanna try it once! I promise I'll give it my best shot!
Laslow: All right, all right, fine. I'll take you into town with me.
Keaton: Woohoo! Thanks, Laslow.
(Keaton leaves)
(Laslow leaves)
Keaton: This is sooooo booooring... Nobody's listened to even one of my stories!
Laslow: Of course they haven't. Any sane person wouldn't go within 10 feet of someone waving around a giant bug. Maybe if you stop brandishing the thing at random bystanders, you'll have better luck.
Keaton: But I just want to tell them how cool it is. Does no one understand? Ugh. This isn't fun at all. I think I'd rather chase deer than girls.
Laslow: It's probably for the best, anyway. I think hunting suits you better.
Keaton: Alrighty! That settles it. Let's head back. I'll split whatever I catch with you. I know you could use some cheering up!
Laslow: What? Now you're the one consoling ME?
Keaton: Hey, the ladies didn't give you the time of day either. The only difference is that you don't have a supercool bug to blame for it!
Laslow: Oh gods, you noticed too? How embarrassing...
A Support
Keaton: Laaaaslooow!
Laslow: Keaton? Wait, what's that you're carrying? It's a bug again, isn't it?! Don't you dare take another step, fiend!
Keaton: Relax! It's not a bug this time!
Laslow: Oh? Then what is it?
Keaton: This!
Laslow: Oh. Is that...?
Keaton: Yep! A pot lid. With a hole in it! Isn't it neat?
Laslow: Oh, is this another one of your treasures? Hmmm... You know, I can't say for sure...but I get the feeling that it's very valuable.
Keaton: How'd you know?! You must have a better eye for this sort of thing than I thought! See the way the hole is shaped, like it was punched through at different angles? That's super rare! Which is why I wanted to give it to you.
Laslow: To me? Why would you give something so valuable to me?
Keaton: Oh, no reason. It's just that...you always let me hang around and stuff. Not everyone does... Er, not that it's a "thank you" or anything like that! It's just common sense to reward kindness with kindness.
Laslow: Aw, you don't have to worry about me, Keaton. I know you care.
Keaton: I'm not worried about you! This is about karma! It's purely self-interest! But...you ARE my friend, Laslow. I want you to know that. Anyway...that's all. Here ya go!
Laslow: I see, I see. Well, I'm honored to receive such a rare gift from so good a friend.
Keaton: Perfect! Just make sure to be careful with it, OK?
Laslow: But it's already broken, isn't it? Why does it matter if it gets a little more broken?
Keaton: Huh. I guess you don't understand after all. I told you, it's broken in a unique way. You don't want to turn it into a normal broken pot lid. Then it'd be useless!
Laslow: Haha. I see your point. Very well, then. I'll handle it with care. Thanks, Keaton.
Keaton: Good! Now...how about we test it out?
Laslow: Test it out? How? I thought it was just for looking at.
Keaton: What? No way! You gotta make it fly!
Laslow: Make it fly? ...You mean like this?
Keaton: Yahooooo!
(Keaton leaves)
Laslow: Wow. Talk about speed!
Keaton: I did it! I caught it! Awooooo!
(Keaton leaves)
Laslow: Uh, nice! Good for you, Keaton!
Keaton: This is so much fun! Let's do it again! Again!
Laslow: Huh? Um...OK. Sure.
Keaton: HYAAAA!
(Keaton leaves)
Laslow: There he goes again. What a strange little game this is. Well, if he enjoys it, I guess it's all right with me.
Keaton: I got it! I got it! Thanks, Laslow! You're the best!
Laslow: Haha, Keaton really is something else. OK, go wider this time, buddy! I'm gonna throw it as far as I can!
