Fates Supports/Keaton Felicia

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Keaton: Feliciaaaaa! Oh, Feliciaaaaa!

Felicia: K-Keaton?! Not one step closer, you hear me?! I don't want to see any more of your nasty bugs!

Keaton: But this is the best one yet!

Felicia: NO! NO NO NO! Keep it away!

Keaton: But it's super special! You'll love it!

Felicia: No, I won't! I don't want to see another one ever again! Period!

Keaton: There you go again, you joker! Of course ya do! You're not crazy. Besides, you always squeal with glee when I show you one!

Felicia: That's not glee! It's fear! How do you not get that?

Keaton: Hahaha! Again with the jokes! As if these beauties could ever disgust anyone. Look! It's even got these neat little shooty hairs! I bet they could blind someone!

Felicia: *sigh* You really don't understand, do you? Not everyone shares your tastes. Especially not most humans...

Keaton: Really? Weird! Well, you should still take a gander! What if you like it this time?

Felicia: No! I most definitely will not! Now leave me alone!

(Felicia leaves)

Keaton: Felicia! Wait up!

B Support

Keaton: Hey, Felicia. What's that you've got in your hand?

Felicia: Oh! Keaton! It's just part of a plate I dropped a minute ago...

Keaton: Awesome! It looks super sharp! Can I have it?

Felicia: Huh? Why? What could you possibly use it for?

Keaton: What are you talking about? You could do all kinds of things with it! You could stare at it, or sharpen it, or put it with your collection, or stare at it!

Felicia: Um, yes, I see. I guess that never occurred to me.

Keaton: So you said that you were the one who broke it, right?

Felicia: Yes... Why?

Keaton: Nice! I think you've got a talent for this sort of thing!

Felicia: A talent for breaking plates?

Keaton: Yeah! Normally, when people break plates, the shards aren't nearly as cool! But there's something special about the ones you make. No joke. This is amazing!

Felicia: Um, thank you. I've never received a compliment like that before. That's very sweet of you to say.

Keaton: So...you think I could keep it?

Felicia: Of course. I was just going to throw it away. But be careful with it, OK? It's very sharp. I wouldn't want you to get hurt.

Keaton: Yeah, yeah, sure! Thanks, Felicia! You just keep breakin' plates like this for me, OK?

(Keaton leaves)

Felicia: What? I can't do that! ...He must have been joking. Right?

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Felicia: Aaaaah! Noooo!

Keaton: Hey, are you OK?! What's wrong?

Felicia: I tripped and broke a bunch of dishes... again. *gulp* I'm gonna get yelled at for sure...

Keaton: By my mother's tail! It's a mountain of treasures!

Felicia: Keaton, wait! Those are dangerous!

Keaton: Awesome, awesome, awesome! You're some kind of genius, Felicia!

Felicia: Er, thank you, Keaton. But I'm pretty sure it's a bad thing to be good at this... *sigh* So many broken plates... I hope they don't take away my meal privileges again...

Keaton: Well, if they do, I'll just share mine with you!

Felicia: R-really?! That's so kind of you!

Keaton: Er, don't get the wrong idea. I'm not doing it for you. I just want you to keep making these beautiful plate shards. If you starve to death, then I'm in sort of a pickle.

Felicia: But I WANT to stop breaking plates. It's not just the punishment that bothers me.

Keaton: Oh, I see. What a waste... You have so much talent.

Felicia: Heehee. You're the only one who's ever called my clumsiness a talent, you know. Thank you, Keaton. It's nice change of pace.

Keaton: Huh? I didn't do anything. I just really like your plate shards.

Felicia: I know, but all the same, thank you. Anyways, happy as I am to have a talent... I've still got to stop breaking plates. But I'll tell you what. If I do break any by accident, I'll let you know right away.

Keaton: Woohoo! Thanks! Ah! No! Tail, stop wagging! NOW!

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Keaton: Hey, Felicia!

Felicia: Oh, hello, Keaton.

Keaton: Hey, would you mind coming with me for a bit?

Felicia: Um, sure. I don't mind. Why?

Keaton: Just come with me! It's a surprise. You'll see.

Felicia: OK, but this better be a good surprise. If it's another bug, I swear...

(Felicia leaves)

(Keaton leaves)

Felicia: Wow! Such a pretty lake!

Keaton: I heard that humans like places like this, so I decided to find one for ya!

Felicia: Thank you! Was this all you needed me for?

Keaton: Yes. Well, no. But this is part of it. Sort of. What I mean is— Gah! OK! Felicia!

Felicia: Yes? What is it?

Keaton: Put out your hand. I have something I want to give to you!

Felicia: No way! I'm not falling for that one again! You know how I feel about bugs, Keaton!

Keaton: No! It's not a bug today! Just...put out your hand, OK?

Felicia: Fine. But if this is a trick...

Keaton: ...Here!

Felicia: A ring?!

Keaton: Felicia, will you marry me?

Felicia: ...

Keaton: What did you do that for?! You could have just said no!

Felicia: I'm so sorry! I was just so surprised, I accidentally threw it! I didn't even know that could happen! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! What should we do?

Keaton: So surprised, you chucked it 50 yards out?! Agh. Oh well. Nothing to be done about it. So, um, back to the matter at paw. Will you marry me?

Felicia: ...

Keaton: What are you doing?! You didn't even have anything to throw this time! Oh, never mind. It's not important. Look, I'm in love with you, Felicia. I want to be with you, and no one else. Is that...OK?

Felicia: No one's ever said anything like that to me before...

Keaton: It's all right if you don't want to. I'll understand.

Felicia: I'm going diving!

Keaton: Huh?

Felicia: In the lake! I wish to accept your ring.

Keaton: So you mean you'll marry me?

Felicia: Yes.

Keaton: YAHOO!! I'm the luckiest guy in the world!

Felicia: Yes. Now, if you will excuse me... I have jewelry to collect.

Keaton: Hang on there! Don't do anything reckless. The ring isn't important. We have our love, and that's all that matters!

Felicia: No. I want that ring.

Keaton: Uh...

Felicia: ...

Keaton: ...OK, then! Let's go diving!

Felicia: Hooray! I'll be right behind you!