Fates Supports/Keaton Effie

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Effie: *huff* *huff* *huff*

Keaton: Effie! What are you doing?

Effie: Oh, hello, Keaton. Just a little light exercise.

Keaton: But that's a whole tree trunk you're lifting! How are you doing that?

Effie: It's simple. I just train hard and make sure to eat right. You know...plenty of red meat and raw eggs.

Keaton: That's weird. I eat TONS of red meat and as many eggs as I can find... But I could never lift anything like that.

Effie: Oh, you're just being modest. Here, catch!

Keaton: Gah! Hrrrrgh! Effie, help!

Effie: Looking good, Keaton. Feel the burn!

Keaton: You...you don't understand...hnnngh. This...is...literally...killing me... Please! Take it from me!

Effie: Oh, all right. Is that better?

Keaton: Phew! I thought I was done for.

Effie: Please don't take this the wrong way, Keaton, but you need to build some muscle. Not to worry, though. I can design a custom workout plan for you!

Keaton: Gee, Effie. That'd be...great.

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Keaton: Oh, hey, Effie! Whatcha doin'? Another crazy workout?

Effie: Hi, Keaton. Just the usual. And where are you headed?

Keaton: Aw, I was gonna head out and do some hunting. I've got a thirst for raw meat! Awhooooo!

Effie: Hmm...would you mind if I came along?

Keaton: Not at all! Hunting in a pack is way more fun anyway!

Effie: Well, it sounds like vigorous exercise...and I'm a bit bored of my usual routine... Plus, if we catch something...that's just more protein for me!

Keaton: Ha! That's the spirit!

Effie: All right, Keaton. Show me how it's done.

Keaton: Whoa, Effie! Hold on!

Effie: What? There's a rabbit under there! Quickly, before it escapes—

Keaton: Yeah...you don't need to rip the whole tree out by its roots. There's an easier way, trust me.

Effie: What...like digging for it?

Keaton: Digging? What, you're gonna just dig and dig through some rabbit hole?

Effie: Well, I suppose I'd dig until exhaustion, or until I struck water... Whichever comes first, of course.

Keaton: Yeah...I guess that's one way to do it. But here's what I do... I just crouch down nearby and wait for the bunny to come out. Then I pounce!

Effie: Oh, that sounds terribly boring! Well, at least we're both here to keep each other company.

Keaton: Yeah! Now...SHH!

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Effie: HRRRRGH...341! HRRRRGH...342!

Keaton: Whoa, you're up to two trees at once?

Effie: *huff* *huff* *huff* Keaton... *huff* Sorry, let me catch my breath...

Keaton: You're unbelievable! Can you even get any stronger than you already are?

Effie: Of course! There's always room for improvement. I'm sworn to protect...and I take my duties very seriously. Truth be told...I hardly feel strong at all. There are times when I feel so inadequate.

Keaton: Aw, you're kidding, right? Not only are you the strongest person I know... you're probably the bravest, too. Anyone you're protecting is in good hands.

Effie: Do you really mean that?

Keaton: I mean...yeah...of course. Why is it suddenly so hot out here? And why is my fur so itchy?

Effie: Heh...

Keaton: So, uh, anyway...are ya hungry or anything?

Effie: It's like you read my mind! I'm starving. Do you have anything to eat?

Keaton: You bet! I figured you'd be out here working up an appetite like usual. So I brought something special. Some of my own homemade jerky! Now, some humans have told me that it's a little gamey—

Effie: *om* *nom* *nom* Got any more?

Keaton: Yeah, sure...there's plenty more where that came from!

Effie: Well, what are you waiting for? Keep it coming! I have to take my diet as seriously as my training. And that means eating plenty after a big workout. So, if you wouldn't mind sharing...I believe I could eat an entire cow, hooves and all.

Keaton: Are you sure you're 100 percent human?

S Support

Keaton: Hey, Effie...do you have a minute?

Effie: Of course, Keaton. What is it?

Keaton: I'm not really sure how to say this, so I'm just gonna blurt it out. You're really strong. Like, megastrong! I don't even know if I could beat you in a wrestling match if I transformed.

Effie: Uh-huh...

Keaton: But...uh...even though you're so strong, it's gotta be hard to go it alone.

Effie: I'm not sure what you're talking about, Keaton. We team up all the time!

Keaton: Yeah...but I guess I'm talking about going it alone in LIFE. Y'know? So...what I'm saying is...will you marry me?

Effie: You and me...marry?

Keaton: Yeah! I mean, if you wanna. Is that a weird idea? We totally don't have to! If...if you don't want to. But I guess I was kinda hoping you WOULD—

Effie: Oh, Keaton. Yes. YES! A thousand times, yes! Your companionship means so much to me... I thought you'd never ask.

Keaton: Awhoooo! Yes, yes, yes!

Effie: This is so wonderful! And I promise to protect you as long as I live...

Keaton: Wait, what? You're gonna protect ME?

Effie: Well, of course! Why wouldn't I?

Keaton: Well, I thought it would be the other way around! I'd protect you! Don'tcha think that would be nice? To have someone protecting you for once?

Effie: Yes, but, Keaton...let's not fool ourselves. I am the stronger of us. Or shall we have a competition to see for sure? Yes, I can see it now! Ten events, measuring strength, agility, reflexes—

Keaton: OK, fine! You're right—we don't need to have a competition. But even though you're strong, you could still use someone watching your back. And that's gonna be me! If anyone messes with you, they're gonna get my fangs. Rawr!

Effie: Let's just agree to protect each other.

Keaton: Yeah! That's exactly what I was thinkin'!

Effie: Until the end of time. Right, Keaton?

Keaton: You got it. Yeah!