Fates Supports/Jakob Effie
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C Support
Jakob: Effie, I beg your pardon, but what are you eating?!
Effie: *munch* *munch* ...Just some cake.
Jakob: I knew it! You do realize I baked that cake especially for Lord/Lady Avatar!
Effie: You did?! Then you shouldn't leave it out like this! Someone could eat it by mistake!
Jakob: Would you PLEASE put the rest of the cake down?!
Effie: I don't think you realize how good this tastes after a long workout! *munch*
Jakob: If you can't reign yourself in, I will have to stop you by force!
Effie: *munch* *munch*
Jakob: Very well, then! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Effie: *munch* *munch*
Jakob: Huh?! My attack had no effect on you at all.
Effie: You'll have to try harder than that. Even then, I doubt you can stop me.
Jakob: Curse you, Effie! Now what am I going to serve at teatime?
Effie: If I were you, I'd make some more of that cake. It was delicious!
B Support
Effie: 137... 138... 139!
Jakob: She's lifting enormous water barrels. How ridiculous! No wonder she's starving.
Effie: Hey, Jakob... Got any more of that cake on you?
Jakob: Of course not! ...And even if I did, I wouldn't give you so much as a slice!
Effie: Wow... That's really mean.
Jakob: You idiot! Now you've destroyed a perfectly good water barrel!
Effie: ...Oops.
Jakob: If you would stop performing such absurd training exercises—
Effie: Oh, no! I can't stop. People are counting on me! I have to be as strong as possible! I would do anything to protect my friends... even give up my own life!
Jakob: That's terrible! How could you be so cruel to your friends?
Effie: ...Cruel?
Jakob: Think of the burden! I certainly wouldn't want you dying on my account. Then, I would have to spend the rest of my life remembering your noble sacrifice. Ugh!
Effie: ...Um...OK?
A Support
Effie: Hey, Jakob...
Jakob: There is no cake, Effie, so don't even bother...
Effie: Actually, I'm not looking for cake. I just wanted to speak with you.
Jakob: Well, that's a refreshing change.
Effie: You said you'd be angry if I died while trying to protect you...
Jakob: I would. I don't need that kind of guilt in my life.
Effie: But, Jakob, you're one of my friends. If you were in trouble, I couldn't just look away!
Jakob: I see. Well, I suppose you would have to come to my aid then...and stay alive.
Effie: Stay alive?
Jakob: I couldn't care less if you protect me or not. I just can't have you dying on me.
Effie: But how am I supposed to promise that?!
Jakob: You haven't died yet, am I correct? Clearly, whatever you're doing is working.
Effie: All right. I'll do my best to stay alive.
Jakob: Well, isn't that a relief?! Since that's settled, please excuse me...
S Support
Effie: *munch* *munch* This is THE best cake I've ever had!
Jakob: Would you expect anything less? I made it! I used three scoops of protein powder, just the way you like.
Effie: I feel so special that you would bake a cake for me.
Jakob: Hmph! You're easy. If that's all it takes, I'll bring you one every day.
Effie: Seriously?! Please. Do that!
Jakob: ...Fine, but I have one condition. You have to marry me.
Effie: Uh, it sounded like you just said...
Jakob: ...Marry me. If you do, I promise to keep you well supplied with protein-rich foods.
Effie: I'm sorry... Do you really think I would marry you just because you can bake?
Jakob: Of course not. I have other skills as well. I can iron, mend, polish, launder, and—
Effie: Stop! All of that may be true, but those are terrible reasons to get married!
Jakob: They are?
Effie: Jakob, I am not going to marry you for your domestic prowess... I am going to marry you for your kind heart!
Jakob: Wait... Did you just say you're going to marry me?!
Effie: Yes! You come across a little rude at first, but you are fiercely loyal to your friends.
Jakob: That is the same quality that drew me to you, Effie. I love you.
Effie: Good. Now that we've settled that, let's talk cake. You'll bake one EVERY day...?
Jakob: See? I knew you couldn't resist!
