Fates Supports/Ignatius Selkie
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C Support
Selkie: Whee! *hop* *hop* *hop*
Ignatius: What foolishness is this?
Selkie: Huh? What do you mean? I'm just hopping around, obviously.
Ignatius: Dare I ask why?
Selkie: Because it's super fun! You should try it! Like this... Watch! *hop* *hop* *hop* Whee!
Ignatius: Really? Well, I am bored. I suppose it couldn't hurt to try. *hop* Meh.
Selkie: See? Wasn't that great?
Ignatius: Great isn't the word I'd use to describe it.
Selkie: What?! What's wrong with you? How can you not enjoy hopping?
Ignatius: There's nothing wrong with me. I'm in top shape.
Selkie: And you don't see the fun in hopping. Are you sure you're doing it right? Try again!
Ignatius: Very well, I'll humor you. *hop*
Selkie: Wellllllll? Am I right?
Ignatius: Meh.
Selkie: Oh, Ignatius...this is bad! There must be something seriously wrong with you!
Ignatius: Well, I'll get right to the healer.
Selkie: Do it! I hope you get better soon, Ignatius!
Ignatius: Yeah...thanks.
B Support
Ignatius: Hey, Selkie, knock it off! Stop tugging on my arm! I told you already—I don't want to go anywhere right now.
Selkie: Aww, c'mon. It's really cool, and it's not far from here!
Ignatius: Maybe if you actually told me what it is you want to show me...
Selkie: No, dum-dum, that would ruin the surprise! Hurry up, we're almost there.
Ignatius: Selkie, I'm serious. I'm not going unless you tell me WHERE we're going!
Selkie: Ugh, fine. It's a super-scary cave! Can you believe it?
Ignatius: Why would I want to go to a super-scary cave?
Selkie: Because it's exciting! I have no idea what's in there, but it almost sounds like someone's screaming inside! It's probably just the wind, but what if it's an amazing monster?
Ignatius: Oh, great. Wait, I just remembered. I have to wash my hair. So I can't go. Obviously.
Selkie: Wash your hair? It looks clean enough to me. Are you still not feeling well? Did you ever go see a healer?
Ignatius: Selkie, I'm going to level with you. I just don't want to go.
Selkie: But whyyyyyy?
Ignatius: No reason...
Selkie: Wait a second... You're not scared, are you?
Ignatius: Me? Scared? Pfft. I told you already. It's my hair. It's not going to wash itself. ... OK, fine, I'm scared. Happy now?
Selkie: No, I'm still sad that you won't come with me. By the way, what does it feel like to be scared?
Ignatius: Oh, so now you're just taunting me. Great.
Selkie: No, I honestly don't know what it's like. I'm sorry! It's just the way I am.
Ignatius: Are you serious? You're not scared of ANYTHING?
Selkie: Nothing I can think of!
Ignatius: Well, that's pretty terrifying in and of itself. I hope you have a good time exploring the cave. Try not to get eaten by a monster.
Selkie: Thanks! I'll do my best!
A Support
Selkie: Hey, Ignatius! Check out this crazy bug I just caught!
Ignatius: Gah! Get that thing away from me!
Selkie: You don't want it? But look how many legs it has!
Ignatius: *shudder* Please, Selkie...take it away. I'm begging you!
Selkie: Yeesh, OK. So, you're scared of bugs?
Ignatius: Yes. Yes, I am.
Selkie: Let's see. You're scared of bugs. Scared of caves. What else?
Ignatius: Well, I'm scared of combat. I'm scared of my friends being hurt... And clowns. I'm scared of clowns.
Selkie: Aww, it must be hard to live like that. Wait, I've got it. I can help you!
Ignatius: How?
Selkie: I'll just go everywhere with you so you don't have to be scared! If there's a scary bug, I'll squish it. If there's a creepy, cool cave to explore, I'll explore it. And if there's a clown, I'll rip his big red nose off with my teeth! Rawr!
Ignatius: That's very generous of you. But can you really protect me ALL the time?
Selkie: Yep!
Ignatius: Well... OK, then!
Selkie: Yay! Of course, I'm also going to help you get over some of your fears. You know, we can train and spar and do all that fun stuff, which should help. And once a week I'll probably throw a nasty spider in your hair without warning.
Ignatius: Noooooo!
Selkie: Haha! This is going to be fun!
S Support
Selkie: Hey, Ignatius... Are you scared of ghosts?
Ignatius: Well, ghosts aren't real. But...yeah.
Selkie: What about friendly ghosts?
Ignatius: Friendly ghosts? They're even more nonexistent than regular ghosts. And...still scary.
Selkie: Argh! OK, what about a super-cheery ghost who brings you gifts and things? Would you be scared of that?
Ignatius: I'm sorry—that still sounds creepy. What's with the sudden obsession with ghosts, Selkie?
Selkie: It's just... What if I die and turn into a ghost? Then you won't want to see me anymore.
Ignatius: Selkie, how can you say that? I guess I wouldn't be scared of a Selkie ghost. But you shouldn't even think like that. I won't let you die and turn into a ghost!
Selkie: Sorry, dum-dum, but nobody can stop me from dying forever. Everyone dies!
Ignatius: Please, stop talking about dying... I can't bear it! I...I love you, Selkie.
Selkie: What?! Really?
Ignatius: Yes. So even if you're joking about dying and becoming a ghost... Please knock it off.
Selkie: Ignatius. The thing is...I love you too! Isn't that great?! Just promise that you're going to love me forever. Even when I'm a ghost. Because I'm totally going to mess with you as a ghost. Get ready for it.
Ignatius: What have I done?
