Fates Supports/Asugi Caeldori

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C Support

Asugi: Something wrong? You know if you keep making faces, it'll freeze like that.

Caeldori: Y-you ne'er-do-well! I'm only making this face because of you! Those...rags...do not come anywhere near meeting the army dress code.

Asugi: Huh? Something wrong with my clothes? Hm...you know, I never noticed, but you're right. They could stand some patching.

Caeldori: And they're filthy! How do you even manage to attract that much grime?

Asugi: Oh, you know. Baking is dirty work.

Caeldori: I am highly skeptical that is a necessary part of the process.

Asugi: What does it matter if my clothes get a little dirty? I spend most of my recon missions in the mud and the leaves anyways. No point in fancying myself up all the time. I'm not some dandy parade soldier.

Caeldori: This is an army. Accordingly, we have regulations. Regulations that must be met. Now, off with these clothes. They need to be mended and washed immediately.

Asugi: Can't it wait?

Caeldori: Do you want me to write you up for insubordination?

Asugi: Yeah, yeah. Criminy, lady, you'd think I was thieving, not wearing some dirty clothes.

Caeldori: That's "Yes, ma'am" to you, grunt.

Asugi: Y-yes, ma'am...

B Support

Caeldori: What have you done to the kitchen?! Did you open a portal to the Landfillrealm?

Asugi: Oh, heya, Caeldori. I was just making something sweet. Want some?

Caeldori: You made...a cake? Just one cake? How could you have possibly made a mess this big making ONE cake?

Asugi: Don't get yourself all worked up. I'll clean it up in a few.

Caeldori: Oh, really?

Asugi: Hey! What's with the stink eye? I told you I was gonna clean it up.

Caeldori: And how am I supposed to trust you this time? Last time you baked, we had to have a crew of eight clean up after you. Nobody in the army could eat until it was done. Two hours later.

Asugi: C'mon, can't you just let this slide? There's a marshmallow treat in it for ya.

Caeldori: You're not talking your way out of this. March, soldier.

Asugi: C'mon. I think you're just grumpy 'cause you've got low blood sugar. Here, just have a bite.

Caeldori: No.

Asugi: Hey, I'm walking with you, see? Taking a little nibble isn't going to slow us down.

Caeldori: ...Very well. If it will get you to shut that sticky little trap of yours. *chomp* Wh-what is this?! What have you put in this? It's...it's... It's delicious! I've never had anything like it!

Asugi: It's a special recipe I've been developing. And there's more where that came from. All you gotta do is turn a blind eye. Just this once. Please?

Caeldori: I...I... Fine. But only this once. Got it?

Asugi: Yes, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.

(Asugi leaves)

Caeldori: This is so incredible. I can't believe it. I've never tasted something so good... Hey, Asugi! Wait! Where are you going?! You still have to clean this up later! You got that?!

A Support

Caeldori: Asugi!

Asugi: Oh no.

Caeldori: I haven't even said anything yet!

Asugi: Er, sorry. What can I do for you?

Caeldori: I came to tell you that I was thinking of banning you from the kitchen before. But after I tried that cake of yours...I knew I could not bear to do such a thing. Your treats are unparalleled. The gods themselves do not eat so well.

Asugi: I'm flattered. So! This mean I have free rein?

Caeldori: No. We can't afford to pull so many people off their work just to clean up after you. But...I've decided I can help you while you do your baking.

Asugi: Help me? How? Do you know how to cook?

Caeldori: I will clean up beside you while you make your confections. It's much less of a hassle than cleaning up after everything's dried and congealed.

Asugi: Hm. I suppose that makes sense. Are you sure?

Caeldori: Yes. Next time you wish to bake anything, report to me, and I'll help if I can. OK?

Asugi: You don't have to—

Caeldori: I'll take that as a yes. Now you can make all the sweets you want! Perhaps you would be willing to sell some to me once they have been made? But for now, I must attend to some other business.

(Caeldori leaves)

Asugi: Wait.

Caeldori: Yes?

Asugi: Thank you.

Caeldori: You're very welcome. Is that all?

Asugi: No. I'm very grateful, but I can't let you do all that for me. I'll turn over a new leaf. I promise. I'll do my own cleaning from here on out.

Caeldori: Oh? Really? Very well, then. I'll leave it to you. Thank you, Asugi.

Asugi: Yep. No problem. It's only right. But, uh, maybe you could still give me a hand every now and then? I'd appreciate the company.

Caeldori: Yes, of course. You may call on me anytime.

Asugi: Thanks. But I don't expect you to do this pro bono. I can pay you.

Caeldori: I don't require payment, Asugi. In fact, I'd be insulted if you—

Asugi: No, I don't mean money. I mean sweets. I'll make you as many as you'd like. Deal?

Caeldori: Yes, of course! C-could we start right now?!

Asugi: Haha! Sure, I don't see why not. If you could just grab me that bowl...

S Support

Asugi: Hey, Caeldori. Got a minute?

Caeldori: Ooh! Are we going to bake some more? Let me just get my apron—

Asugi: No, no, not this time.

Caeldori: Hm? Why not? Have I been forcing you to make too many treats for me? Was it the cake order?! I knew it! I'm so sorry! I knew 20 was pushing it...

Asugi: No, that's not it. Just, please, listen.

Caeldori: Huh? Then what is it?

Asugi: I...ah...I was wondering if you'd want to do more things together.

Caeldori: Like...making other foods? I know a few breakfast recipes, I guess...

Asugi: No, that's not it. What I mean to say is— I mean, it's just...it's just...

Caeldori: Asugi! Are you OK? Have you been poisoned?

Asugi: Agh, this is going nowhere! I don't know how to say this. Just...here! Take this!

Caeldori: A heart-shaped candy? "Be mine"? *chomp* *munch munch* Hm. It was sort of cute, but not very tasty... I'm surprised at you, Asugi!

Asugi: N-no...you weren't supposed to... It was... Gah! OK! OK! I'll just say it. *inhale* I want to be with you, Caeldori!

Caeldori: That isn't funny, Asugi.

Asugi: I mean it! I swear!

Caeldori: You? Want to be with me? Not buying it. What's your angle? Are you trying to get out of latrine duty? I told you, Asugi, everybody has to pull—

Asugi: No! I don't have an angle! Can't a guy just be fond of you?!

Caeldori: You really are serious, aren't you?

Asugi: Criminy, but you are a slow one. Yes! I'm serious! I fancy you.

Caeldori: I see... Teehee. You know, you're pretty cute when you're flustered. I like you too, silly. Why do you think I've been trying to get you to bake so much? Your sweets are good, but they're not THAT good.

Asugi: Hahaha, is that right? You're craftier than I thought.

Caeldori: Thank you. Now, on to business. If we're to be together, you're to look presentable. That means no more wearing clothes that look like a bunch of used wolfskin toys. You'll also need to stop keeping unwrapped food in your pockets. It's unsanitary. And what is that cat thing in your belt? Is that a sucker? A toy? A charm? Hm...now, what to do about your hair...

Asugi: Ugh... The things I'll do for love...