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Standard: "Any interest in hearing the next episode in the ongoing saga of Owain Dark, Avenger of Righteous Justice. It's a tale of blood and honor and me being generally amazing." R+ Variant: "...I leap into the center of the enemy formation, blade drawn, and spin! I'm no longer a man, but a whirling dervish of death and steel! My showdown with the evil general begins! My sword flashes out, a flickering blur of cold blue steel. Ka-thwack! Schwing! "Ha ha ha! I'm impressed, General. No one has blocked that before." The general wobbles on unsteady feet and then drops to his knees in shame. "Mercy, Owain Dark! Have mercy on me! For I cannot abide another mighty blow!" |