Paralogue 6: A Man for Flowers (Script)

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Pre-Battle

Robin
*Huff, huff* Why do mountains...have to...be so steep?

Olivia
Here. Have some water.

Robin
Thank you, Olivia. You're a lifesaver.

Olivia
Oh, hardly. I just flail around and pretend to dance, mostly. Anyway, I've started looking for new ways to be useful.

Robin
Your dancing is spectacular! It never fails to pick me up.

Olivia
Ha! I dance like a ham someone rolled down the stairs. Just thinking of people watching me makes me cringe...

Chrom
We're near the bandit's camp, Robin. They've ravaged surrounding towns with impunity for too long. It ends today.

Robin
Right.

>scene change

Inigo
Not today, rogue!

Brigand
Nraugh!

Inigo
All safe now, buttercup.

Maiden
I-Inigo?!

Inigo
The crying part is over, love. Now give us a smile. And perhaps a wink if a fellow can be greedy?

Maiden
Inigo, you stupid fool! That bandit you slew has—

Inigo
Dozens of friends who will be terribly cross with me? Aye. Worry not! I'll mop up the lot of them and be back in time for tea.

Maiden
You mustn't! They'll kill you!

Inigo
Ho ho! Don't be silly. I'd never let anyone ruin this perfect face. Surely you want them gone as well, yes? So that you may rebuild in peace?

Maiden
Of course, but...

Inigo
Then let us have no more frowns! A smile like yours is not a treasure to be locked in the king's dungeons! I'll meet you in town once I've sorted those pesky bandits. Perhaps then we can discuss me...reward. Ho ho!

Start Battle

Chrom
Their hold is just ahead. It should be... Wait, what's that? Gods, that man is fighting them alone. Come, let's lend him a hand!

>Battle Start

Talk to Inigo

Olivia

Olivia
Are... Are you all right?

Inigo
...GYAAARRGH!

Olivia
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Wh-what's wrong?!

Inigo
S-sorry! ...Sorry. You just surprised me.

Olivia
I'd say we're even on that count!

Inigo
I shouldn't have shouted, but... Er, yes. Can we please start over? ...Ahem! It was your ravishing beauty that caught me so off guard, milady!

Olivia
I don't quite know how to reply to that.

Inigo
Er, please don't look at me so...intently. It makes me terribly bashful.

Olivia
What?! W-wait! Don't go! Drat, he's gone. He totally stole my line, too. Still, it's weird. I didn't have a problem talking to him... Maybe his shyness countered my own?

Chrom (Normal)

Chrom
You all right?

Inigo
Me? Hah! It takes more than that to wound a rogue this charming! Now then, who are you? Not an enemy, it seems.

Chrom
I'm Chrom, leader of the Shepherds. We came to deal with the bandits, so it appears our purpose is shared.

Inigo
Chrom?! Then you're Lucina's...

Chrom
What's that?

Inigo
......

Chrom
What?

Inigo
P-please don't stare at me like that. I get so...terribly shy.

Chrom
Aren't you the one who's been staring at me? And why did that line seem so familiar?

Inigo
Er, but yes! We share a common foe, and I'm grateful for the help. Can I trust you to defend this place?

Chrom
I don't know. What are you planning?

Inigo
I aim to crush the rascals who make trouble for the village, naturally! And once the lot of them are sorted, it's off to tea with a beauty of the fields! Heh heh heh... Right, then! If that's decided, I'll be on my way. Put the kettle on, snookums! I won't be long now!

Chrom
He's nothing if not eager...

Chrom (Father)

Chrom
You all right?

Inigo
Me? Hah! It takes more than that to wound a rogue this charming! Now then, who are you? Not an enemy, it seems.

Chrom
I'm Chrom, leader of the Shepherds. We came to deal with the bandits, so it appears our purpose is shared.

Inigo
Chrom?! Then you... You're my father.

Chrom
What? You, too?!

Inigo
Then you've already met Lucina?!

Chrom
Yes, she's with us now.

Inigo
Oh, good. She was so terribly eager to see you! Ah, but forgive me. I still haven't introduced myself. I am Inigo, Lucina's younger brother and a crown prince of Ylisse myself. If you need further proof, I bear a Brand in the opposite eye as Lucina.

Chrom
Hmm... Yep. That's a Brand all right.

Inigo
Um, could I ask you to stop staring now? I get a bit...bashful.

Chrom
Ah, right. Sorry.

Inigo
Aha ha! Not to worry. Now, then. It's back into the fray with me, Father. Then it's off for tea with a farm girl! ...And perhaps a bit more. Don't wait up! Aha ha ha!

Chrom
Oh, gods. I raised a philanderer. ...Well, he seems content enough. Heh. A son. Who knew?

After Inigo is talked to

Inigo
Well, then. I should think five kills would be enough to impress a simple village girl. Though six might earn me a sweet kiss... Hmm... That IS tempting...

Inigo defeated before recruited

Inigo
I fear I've become...food for the flowers... I wish I could have seen you...just once...

VS Jamil

Jamil
All who defy the will of Grima will be purged in the flames of destruction!

Jamil Defeated

Jamil
Lord Grima... Rain down...retribution...

Post-Battle

Chrom
That's the last of the bandits. The hold is reclaimed.

Frederick
The villagers will sleep better for our good works, milord.

If Inigo is recruited and got at least one kill

Maiden
I can't begin to thank you, good sir.

Chrom
Actually, Inigo did most of the heavy lifting on this one.

Maiden
He is so terribly brave... Part of me wishes I could have been there to witness it. Er, but yes. Please accept this gift from all us villagers.

Chrom
Your kindness flatters me. If bandits ever trouble you again, you need but call and we'll come running. Rebuilding a town is hard work, but I trust you'll be just fine.

Maiden
We'll do our best!

If Inigo survived

Inigo
Um... Olivia? Might I have a moment?

Olivia
Wh-what? With me? Why?! ...Wait, how did you know my name?

Inigo
A little bird tweeted it out. So is that a yes?

Olivia
Um, all right, I guess.

Inigo
...Er, yes. You see... What I mean to say is... Goodness, this is much harder than chatting up other girls I've met. I suppose it would be quickest to just show you this...

Olivia
M-my ring? But...I'm wearing it! How did you...?

Inigo
Indeed. How does Inigo have your ring when there is only one in all the world? Unless it IS your ring and I brought it back from the future!

Olivia
What? You mean, like Lucina...?

Inigo
Exactly. I knew my mother was a dancer, you see. So I've been scouring the land looking for all the dancers I could find. Not the worst job in the world, mind. Heh heh heh... But now I've finally found you, Mother! And my dancing is all the better for it!

Olivia
Oh! You dance?

Inigo
Er sort of, yes. That is to say, I try my best. But some people don't appreciate male dancers. Not that I care! I'm content to just shake my hips for the ladies.

Olivia
Oh, don't listen to them! I think it's wonderful. I'd...love to watch you dance sometime.

Inigo
N-no! Impossible! I'd be far too embarrassed for that! Besides, I'd rather watch you dance.

Olivia
What?! N-no! I couldn't possibly!

Inigo
I'm shyer than you are, Mother!

Olivia
You are not!

Inigo
......

Olivia
......

Chrom
Would you two stop it already? Now I'm the one who's getting embarrassed...

>scene change

Inigo
At last, teatime has arrived!

Chrom
We're leaving, Inigo.

Inigo
What, right now? B-but...teatime!

Chrom
War is hell, Inigo. Now come with us or be left behind.

Inigo
Fine, fine! I'm coming. ...I suppose there'll be more buttercups blooming along the road ahead.

>To world map