Awakening Supports/Nah Inigo
This content was originally provided by Wax Colorfully.
Contents
C Support
Nah:
Hello, Inigo.
Inigo:
Oh, hello, Nah!
Nah:
Off pursuing females again?
Inigo:
That's rather crass, don't you think? I'm simply a man who appreciates beauty!
And frankly, I'd settle for a nice chat over a cup of tea.
Nah:
I hear you normally settle for being punched in the face.
Inigo:
Once! That happened ONE time! ...Er, in the recent past.
Say, how do you know about that, anyway?
Nah:
Word of the shameless spreads quickly.
Everyone in town knows you're an indiscriminate flirt.
Inigo:
I'll have you know, I'm very discriminating!
...I only approach ladies who seem likely to say yes.
Nah:
What about the woman who dislocated your shoulder? Did she look promising?
Inigo:
You're dredging up a lot of painful memories here, Nah...
Nah:
Did it never occur to you that women might find what you're doing insulting?
It's little wonder some get violent when they learn they're just one among hundreds.
Inigo:
Every lady is one in a million to me!
And they all seemed perfectly happy while we were on the date.
Nah:
That isn't the point!
Inigo:
I'm sorry, Nah, but I can debate the fine arts of love with you no longer.
The day is young, and there are many ladies to meet. Ta-ta!
Nah:
What? But I'm not done lecturing you yet!
Inigo! Get back here this instant!
B Support
Inigo:
*Sigh* ...She didn't have to yell like that. A simple no would have sufficed.
Ah, well. Plenty of fish in the sea.
Nah:
Still haven't learned your lesson, I see.
Inigo:
No one has ever won a woman's heart through capitulation!
Nah:
Or creepiness.
How do you not surrender after being turned down this many times?
Inigo:
It's who I am. Flirting is in my blood!
I'm constitutionally incapable of NOT talking to beautiful women.
Nah:
Ugh. I'm wasting my breath trying to convince you with words.
I suppose I'll just have to eat you and be done with it.
Inigo:
Ha ha! Ha! Oh, what a wit! What a razor-sharp...um...wit.
You know, I really wish you wouldn't tell jokes with a straight face like that.
Nah:
Honestly, I don't see why you need to ask women out at all.
You're handsome enough. If you kept your mouth shut, they'd come to you.
Inigo:
Who would even know to look for me if I didn't put myself out there?
Nah:
Well, me, for one.
I imagine I could find you tolerable if you stopped talking.
Inigo:
Ah, the sweet naivete of youth!
You're too young to be worrying about other people's affairs of the heart, Nah.
But I'm sure you'll find someone perfect once you're older.
Now why don't you run along and see if Uncle Chrom will read you a bedtime story?
Nah:
...Get back here, you idiot!
Manaketes just grow slowly! I'm the same age as you!
A Support
Nah:
Might I have a word, Inigo?
Inigo:
Hmm? Oh, of course, Nah. What is it?
Nah:
I've been thinking about what you said before.
Inigo:
What did I say?
Nah:
That I was too young to be worrying about other people's affairs of the heart.
Inigo:
Ah, yes. That.
Look, I've apologized several times. And you DO look very young...
Nah:
Exactly. Which is what got me thinking.
If I were bigger, you wouldn't treat me like a child anymore, correct?
Inigo:
Is this a trick? This seems like a trick. But, well... No, I suppose I wouldn't.
But the point's moot, isn't it? It's not like you can grow overnight.
Nah:
Oh, I don't even need a night, Inigo. I can do it right here.
Inigo:
Damn, it WAS a trick! I knew it!
Nah:
On your mark, get set... GROOOOOOW!
Inigo:
W-wait, Nah! L-let's not be hasty... AAAIIIEEEEEE!!
Inigo:
I... I just saw my life flash before my eyes...
I saw the faces of a thousand girls, dressed in black. They...wept for me.
Nah:
Oh, please. You're exaggerating.
Inigo:
Am I?! You weren't five paces away when you transformed!
I thought I was going to get trampled to death by a giant dragon!
Nah:
NOW will you stop saying that I'm young?
Inigo:
Y-yes, ma'am! Of course, ma'am!
Nah:
Ha ha, good!
You're lucky I'm in a good mood today. I'll let you off with a warning.
Inigo:
...Oh, gods. I was almost dragon chow!
S Support
Nah:
How are you today, Inigo?
Inigo:
Gah! I'm fine, ma'am!
My, but you're looking old and wrinkly today!
Nah:
No female-chasing for you this afternoon?
Inigo:
Nope! Nuh-uh! Not me!
Nah:
Finally grew out of it, eh?
Inigo:
I got the feeling that continuing to flirt might be...harmful to my life span.
Nah:
Well, I suppose it's only natural the stress of all those rejections would take their toll.
Inigo:
I'm worried less about stress than I am about some dragon eating...
Er, you know what? Never mind.
Nah:
Well, I'm proud of you regardless. Now we just need to pick a date for the wedding!
Inigo:
...Wedding? Whose wedding?
Nah:
Ours, silly!
You have quite the knack for getting into trouble when you aren't supervised.
So I've decided to be your lifetime chaperone!
Inigo:
You WHAT?!
Nah:
Well, we already established that I'm old enough for you.
Inigo:
Yes, but that hardly means that we should be MARRIED!
Nah:
Hee hee! I understand. You're still shocked a catch like me agreed to look after you.
Inigo:
I'm shocked about a LOT of things at the moment!
Er, I don't have a veto about this, do I?
Nah:
Now why on earth would you want to...
...Waaait a minute!
You're not thinking of cheating on your new wife, are you?!
Bad husband! That's a BAD husband! I suppose I'll have to eat you after all!
Inigo:
You REALLY have to stop joking around with that whole eating thing!
...Er, joking around, yes? ...Joking? ...Ha ha ha?
R-right, then! I'm done with ladies forever! Just call me Mister Faithful!
Nah:
Good. And remember, if you break your promise to me...
Chomp, chomp!
Inigo:
*Gulp* R-right. Chomp...chomp. One question, though...
Nah:
What's that?
Inigo:
Does inviting a girl out to tea count as cheating?
Nah:
......
Inigo:
I mean, it's just tea, right? Nothing wrong with a cup, right?
Nah:
CHOMP, CHOMP!
Inigo:
Aaaaaah! H-help! Heeeeeelp! My fiancée's gonna eat meeeeee!