Awakening Supports/Morgan(F) Inigo

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Inigo:
Hey, Morgan. You busy?

Morgan:
Oh, hi, Inigo! Not really. What's going on?

Inigo:
I thought we might grab a cup of tea.

Morgan:
Tea? Hmm...

Inigo:
It doesn't have to be for long! I thought maybe talking might stimulate your brain. Maybe jog your memory a bit?

Morgan:
I suppose that's possible, now that you mention it. In that case, we should ask everyone to come! More people means more topics!

Inigo:
Er...right. But it seems like they're all...um...busy. So maybe just the two of us should go.

Morgan:
I don't remember anyone saying they were particularly busy?

Inigo:
Oh! Well, um...crap.

Morgan:
Wait, were you flirting just now? Was I just hit on?!

Inigo:
Wh-what? No! Of course not! I have nothing but the most platonic of respects for you, Morgan! I'll, uh... Right then! Perhaps another time.

Morgan:
Giving up already? That's a little surprising.

Inigo:
Knowing when to make your exit is part of being a dashing gentleman.

Morgan:
Well, I think being a gracious loser is an admirable trait!

Inigo:
Oh, this isn't a loss. It's just a time-out in a much larger game!

Morgan:
Your philandering is quite deplorable, but high marks on your attitude!

Inigo:
Yes, I think high marks are— Wait, what was that first part?

B Support

Morgan:
Oh, there you are, Inigo.

Inigo:
Hmm? Oh. Hi, Morgan.

Morgan:
What's wrong? You look like you're wilting. Ooh, let me guess! You hit on a pretty girl, and she shot you down?

Inigo:
Ha! Everyone thinks they know Inigo. Well, they don't know squat! ...But, yes. That's what happened. Honestly, all I want is one lousy cup of tea! Is that really so much to ask?

Morgan:
That doesn't sound like the Inigo I know. What happened to "this game isn't over!" or whatever it was you said?

Inigo:
The beginning turned into a middle, which became an end. Now it's a loss.

Morgan:
Ouch. This really has you down, huh? ...Oh, all right. You can win this one.

Inigo:
Huh? How do you mean?

Morgan:
I'll go out with you.

Inigo:
...I suppose this is the part where mummers burst out of the bushes and laugh at me?

Morgan:
No joke, Inigo! I'll give you a date, but on one condition... I don't remember anything about food, and I'd like to learn about new cuisines. So let's skip tea and jump straight to the main course! Buy me dinner.

Inigo:
You're on! Where do you want to go? Within reason, of course! Ha ha!

Morgan:
Hmm... Why not tell me how much you have, and I'll pick the best spot you can afford!

Inigo:
Er... That sounds expensive...

Morgan:
Ooh, I'm so excited!

Inigo:
Oh dear...

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Inigo:
......

Morgan:
Hi, Inigo! How goes the philandering? Did our dinner date help turn your luck around?

Inigo:
Oh, yes. It turned me around a full 360 degrees!

Morgan:
Oh, that's great! ...Wait, no it isn't. That's not great at all!

Inigo:
Ha! That isn't the half of it. I only WISH I'd come full circle to when we went out.

Morgan:
What happened?

Inigo:
A girl agreed to join me for tea, and I was on cloud nine!

Morgan:
Buuuuut?

Inigo:
But she spiked my drink and robbed me blind while I was out cold! She even took the shirt off my back! ...Left the pants, though.

Morgan:
Oooh. That's not good at all.

Inigo:
The joke's on her. My purse was nearly empty after taking you out. But now I've gone from poor to flat broke. I guess it's dirt soup for Inigo tonight...

Morgan:
Wow. I don't know what to say.

Inigo:
I've always done my best for the ladies of the world. I'm even fighting a war for them! But now...

Morgan:
Wait. You're fighting a war to impress girls?

Inigo:
*Ahem* ...But now that my love has been so cruelly abused, I don't know if I can ever—

Morgan:
You're fighting a war to impress GIRLS?!

Inigo:
Can we get past that already?

Morgan:
No, actually! I don't think I can! ...Still, I'm sure that woman didn't become a thief because she wanted to. So perhaps THAT should be your reason for fighting this terrible war. We need to bring hope back to the world and make it a place for honest folk again!

Inigo:
I suppose you're right...

Morgan:
Come on, Inigo. I'll buy dinner. I owe you a meal anyway.

Inigo:
...Truly?

Morgan:
I know, I know. Quite an honor to be taken out by a lady. And a first for you, I'd imagine.

Inigo:
I'll pretend I didn't hear the last part. ...But thanks, Morgan. That's sweet. All right then! I hereby forgive all the cruel ladies of this world! The war for your hearts rages on, and Inigo shall return to the fray!

Morgan:
Now THAT'S the Inigo we ladies know and occasionally manage to tolerate!

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Morgan:
Ah, here you are!

Inigo:
Sorry, were you looking for me?

Morgan:
It's your lucky day! I've come to help you flirt with the ladies!

Inigo:
Wait, what? What does that even mean?

Morgan:
Remember when that lady tricked you, then drugged you, then robbed you?

Inigo:
Er, yes, thank you.

Morgan:
Well, from now on, I'm going to hide in the bushes whenever you're on a date. And if anyone tries any funny business, I'll jump out and give 'em what for! Now, come on! I'm ready for action!

Inigo:
That's sweet and...a little creepy, actually. But I don't need a chaperone.

Morgan:
Aw, why not?

Inigo:
Because I'm done flirting with other ladies. ...It's more fun flirting with you.

Morgan:
Aw, and here I was all excited to watch you get shot down up close...

Inigo:
...Wait, that's your reason?! ...... HEY, WAIT! Why did you just assume I'd get shot down?!

Morgan:
Come on, it's not too late to change your mind! Let's go philander! C'mooon!

Inigo:
No! You're going to sit here and talk with me, and you're going to enjoy it!

Morgan:
BOOOOORING.

Inigo:
Are you even listening to me? Do you understand what I'm saying?

Morgan:
...All I understand is that you're a big fun-burglar.

Inigo:
Damn it, Morgan! I'm in love with you!

Morgan:
...For seriously?

Inigo:
Yes, for seriously!

Morgan:
Wait! I...I don't... Y-you can't just spring this on me out of the blue! It's not fair! Buuuuut... I suppose I... I mean... Weeeeeeell... ...Aw, sure! Why the heck not?!

Inigo:
You came around quick.

Morgan:
Who knows? Maybe being with you will be more fun than seeing you fall on your face.

Inigo:
Well then, we have the rest of our lives to test that theory.

Morgan:
And I say we start with the finest dinner in town! I'll have the golden lobster, please!