Awakening Supports/Lissa Kellam
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C Support
Lissa:
Tsk, my stupid brother can be so selfish sometimes! I spent AGES making this pie, and he didn't eat a bite! Oh well. I suppose I'll just have to eat the whole thing by my—
Kellam:
I'll help.
Lissa:
ARRRGH! KELLAM! Gods! D-don't sneak up on me like that!
Kellam:
But...I've been standing right here since before you arrived...
Lissa:
Oh... Well, yeah... I guess I should be sorry, then. So, what were you saying? You want some of this pie?
Kellam:
Yes, please! I'm awful hungry... *Munch, munch* Mmm... Mmm? Murf...
Lissa:
Well? How is it?
Kellam:
*Cough* *hack* Haaaaaaa... Um, it's... Well, it certainly...exists...
Lissa:
I know, right? I add an elixir to give it that extra kick. I can't believe Chrom wouldn't have any. It's so good for you!
Kellam:
Actually, Lissa, perhaps you could try it once without the elixir...
Lissa:
Really? Huh. Well, maybe next time. Hey, do you know a lot about cooking? You could taste-test more of my pies! I want to make a pie that not even jerkface Chrom can resist!
Kellam:
Well...if you really need a guinea pig, I...guess I could help out... In these times of turmoil, we all have to make sacrifices for the greater good.
Lissa:
...Sacrifices?
Kellam:
Er, well, that is... Sacrificing, uh...my diet!
B Support
Lissa:
Kellam, it's ready! Kellam! Where are— Oh! There you are. Here it is, Kellam! A piping-hot pie fresh from Lissa's oven of surprises!
Kellam:
...Oh. Joy.
Lissa:
I made an extra-big one this time, so eat as much as you like.
Kellam:
*Shudder* Okay... L-let's see it... *Sniiiff*
Lissa:
You see how the filling has a rainbow of colors in it?
Kellam:
Golly, so it does...
Lissa:
It's more savory than sweet. I plan to serve it as a dinner.
Kellam:
Let me...just have a little sample first. Let's see...*chew* GURGH!
Lissa:
Kellam?! Are you all right? Is that good heaving or bad heaving? Does the filling taste funny? I didn't mess it up again, did I...?
Kellam:
L-Lissa, do you ever...taste the dishes yourself?
Lissa:
Nooooo. Why? Should I?
Kellam:
It's...a good thing...you gave this to me...first... Th-then...only one of us...need...know...the horror...
Lissa:
K-Kellam?! Oh gods, he fainted! Kellam, can you hear me?! Stay away from the light! Gah! Where did I put my healing staff?!
A Support
Kellam:
I haven't seen you baking any pies recently, Lissa. Don't tell me you've given up.
Lissa:
But...aren't you angry at me?
Kellam:
Angry? About what?
Lissa:
Well, you know. When I almost killed you with my rainbow filling.
Kellam:
Why would I be angry? It wasn't intentional. Er, it actually WASN'T intentional, right?
Lissa:
Kellam, you are SO sweet! ...You know, I don't think I've ever seen you angry. Not even once.
Kellam:
I've never seen the point of anger. It's not much fun for anyone. Whenever I feel myself getting mad, I hold it in until it fades away. Because it always does in the end.
Lissa:
You know, Kellam. I'm going to have another go at making a pie. And this time it's going to be totally delicious, and you'll get the first taste!
Kellam:
Um... That sounds...nice?
S Support
Lissa:
...Well? How was it?
Kellam:
It was delicious. Honestly and truly!
Lissa:
I know, right? I've been practicing SO much, and it finally paid off.
Kellam:
If you serve this pie to Chrom, he'll eat every last crumb.
Lissa:
Oh, I don't care about my dumb brother anymore. I just wanted to make a pie that YOU liked!
Kellam:
I'd happily eat your cooking for the rest of my life, Lissa.
Lissa:
For reals?
Kellam:
Yes. And here's the proof...
Lissa:
A ring?
Kellam:
My mother made it. Pretty fancy, don't you think? She told me to give it to the woman I'd spend the rest of my life with. And I know you're royalty and all, but... Lissa, will you marry me?
Lissa:
Oh my gosh, YES! Of course! ...Er, but you should know that cooking isn't the only thing I'm bad at. I can't sew. Or do laundry, really. And I'm not much for cleaning or yard work...
Kellam:
Wait. You can't do any of those things? ...Really?
Lissa:
Hey! You're SUPPOSED to say "Oh, it doesn't matter!"
Kellam:
B-but that means I have to do absolutely...everything.
Lissa:
Too late! I've got the ring, and I'm not giving it back!
Kellam:
Oh dear.
Lissa:
Anyway, don't worry. You've got plenty of time for all those chores! We're gonna be together for forever and ever and ever!