Awakening Supports/Cynthia Nah

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Cynthia:
Perfect! There you are!

Nah:
Did you need something?

Cynthia:
As a matter of fact, I do need one teensy-weensy favor!

Nah:
And what might that be?

Cynthia:
Could you turn into a dragon? Just for a second! Pretty please?

Nah:
Um...why?

Cynthia:
Er, um, because... Becaaause... Because I'm going to strike a totally awesome pose on top of you!

Nah:
...What?

Cynthia:
A dashing knight, perched atop a dragon's head, crying victory to the four winds! Can you imagine anything more amazing?

Nah:
Yeah, actually. I can. I mean, I suppose it's kind of amazing for the posing knight... But the dragon's part seems pretty lousy, if you ask me. Sorry, but I'm not going to serve as some kind of elaborate prop.

Cynthia:
H-hey! You're not a prop! Knight and dragon stand together as a single unit! Equals in every way! You'll love it, I promise!

Nah:
The word "equals" rarely applies when one person's rear is on the other's head.

Cynthia:
Aww, you're overthinking this... C'mon, transform! Please? Let me pose on your head!

Nah:
No. This whole conversation is silly! Do you know how scarce dragonstones are? Using one to stage your ridiculous farce is simply not going to happen!

Cynthia:
Oh you're so stingy! And stubborn! You're being kind of childish here, Nah. I've got to admit.

Nah:
Hello, pot. Meet kettle.

Cynthia:
Well, I don't give up so easily. I'll be back as many times as it takes!

Nah:
Why don't you go and find a hobby that doesn't involve me?

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Cynthia:
I'm back, Nah!

Nah:
*Sigh*

Cynthia:
So are you ready to transform for me yet or what?

Nah:
Hold a moment. Let me check... Nope. Still not going to do it.

Cynthia:
See, 'cause I've been thinking it over, and I think I know the problem. If I'm sitting on your head, it kind of makes you look like a prop, right?

Nah:
That's pretty much exactly what I told you the first time.

Cynthia:
Right! That's why I figured out a solution! If we gave you a real role to play, you'd be more than just a piece of theater staging!

Nah:
And just what role did you have in mind for me?

Cynthia:
Are you curious? Hmm? Someone's cuuurious!

Nah:
I don't think I've ever been so uninterested in my whole life. Whatever you have planned, I'm sure it's horribly demeaning.

Cynthia:
Aww, come on! That hurts! Don't you trust me, Nah? Anyway, since you almost asked, I'll tell you... You'll play my rival!

Nah:
Excuse me?

Cynthia:
Bound by fate to clash time and again, the bards sing odes of our many battles! You are Nah, Draconic Queen of Darkest Darkness!

Nah:
Darkest dark... Wait, what?

Cynthia:
Time and again, I rise up to fight you for the sake of good and happiness and light. But time and again you flee like a craven before I can deliver the finishing blow!

Nah:
Hey! Why do I play the craven?!

Cynthia:
But fate has at long last seen fit to end this epic struggle! Our ten-thousand-year war has finally come to its climax!

Nah:
I'm not ten thousand years old yet. And you'll be lucky to see tomorrow if you keep talking!

Cynthia:
The duel is a sight the likes of which the world has never seen, nor will again. At combat's end, the dust clears, revealing the fate of these two warrior-goddesses... The divine hero Cynthia stands victorious! The wicked Nah is vanquished! HUZZAH!

Nah:
......

Cynthia:
Cynthia stands triumphant, one leg perched atop the prone and breathless Nah! She tilts back her head and lets forth a mighty victory roar! The people go wild! Yay! Huzzah! Nice job, Cynthia! We love Cynthia! Hip-hip-hooray! ...And so on. ...Well? What do you think?

Nah:
That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard in my life.

Cynthia:
What? Really?

Nah:
This conversation is over!

Cynthia:
What?! Aw, Nah! Don't go! Hey! Come back!

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Nah:
Unbelievable. Even after that, Cynthia keeps begging me to transform! I'm not a prop, and I'm certainly not the wicked queen of darkness! Really, the nerve!

Cynthia:
Heeeeeey, Nah! I'm back again! Miss me?

Nah:
Speak of the wicked queen...

Cynthia:
Aww, I missed you, too. Anyway, I was hoping you'd finally be ready to transform and let me up on your head!

Nah:
Talking to you is like arguing with a wall. ...A stupid wall.

Cynthia:
A wall who only wants one teeny-tiny favor that will only take five minutes! Please? I'll climb back down as soon as I'm done!

Nah:
*Sniff, sniff* ...Huh? Cynthia, your smell...

Cynthia:
What? What smell? I don't smell! I took a bath last week!

Nah:
N-no, that's not what I... Manaketes can tell a person's intentions by their scent.

Cynthia:
Wow, really? That's kind of amazing.

Nah:
I'm sensing that you...actually want to be friends with me.

Cynthia:
Well, yeah, of course!

Nah:
So that's the reason you've been hanging around me all this time?

Cynthia:
Well, what else could it be? You're always so serious! I didn't really know what you liked to do for fun. I figured if I could get you to transform, we could have a few laughs and break the ice.

Nah:
I thought you were just...I don't know. Making fun of me or something.

Cynthia:
Well, I really was looking to have fun, but not at anybody's expense. It's no fun for me unless you're having fun, too!

Nah:
Cynthia... I think I may have misjudged you.

Cynthia:
So, is that a yes? Can we be friends?

Nah:
Of course we can be friends!

Cynthia:
Yay! Friends at last! ...Now transform, and I'll just scurry on up and roar my mighty battle cry!

Nah:
I didn't say anything about that!