Awakening Supports/Chrom Vaike
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C Support
Chrom
All right, everyone! Let's pair off and try some one-on-one sparring.
Vaike
Oh-hoh! You ready to take on Teach, Chrom?
Chrom
Vaike, maybe we should find new partners. Just to keep things fresh.
Vaike
Pshaw! We're rivals. We have to fight! Ya can't turn your back on fate! ...Plus, I was really close to beatin' ya last time. Really, REALLY close.
Chrom
Er, right. If you say so. But still, I think we should—
Vaike
No, it's fine. I know what you're doing. You're trying to psyche me out!
Chrom
Oh, come on! If we don't mix it up, we'll never keep ourselves sharp.
Vaike
...Oh, I see. Not enough suspense for ya, is that it? Then let's spice it up with a little wager! Everything we own—winner takes all!
Chrom
...Vaike? We're training for war. I can't very well gamble with the royal treasury.
Vaike
Fine, fine! No gold. But how about this... The loser has to sneak up behind Frederick and pull down his pantaloons!
Chrom
...Are you mad? Frederick would chop you up like firewood! And then make a fire!
Vaike
What's this now? Is someone...chicken? Ba-KAWK bawk bawk bawk bawk—
Chrom
Oh, ALL RIGHT! I'll spar with you! ...Just stop that ridiculous clucking.
Vaike
Har har! Yes! Now Chrom's got a full head of steam! Show ol' Teach what ya got!
B Support
Vaike
It's fightin' time, Chrom!
Chrom
Very well. But on one condition...
Vaike
Condition? It's not like you to ask for a handicap...
Chrom
Nothing of the sort, Vaike. It's just that... Well, Lissa was pretty upset after our last duel. Poor girl was crying her eyes out. She said we were taking our sparring much too seriously. She made me promise to go easy and fight safe so neither of us gets hurt.
Vaike
Har har har! Yeah, that last clash was a real doozy. Good times, good times... But, uh, listen, Chrom. You're gonna have to explain this "fight safe" concept to me.
Chrom
I've been pondering that myself. Perhaps we could decide the winner...with a coin flip?
Vaike
Good gods, no! I don't want lady luck pickin' the winner. Not between us, anyway. ...Hey, I got it! What say you and me have a good old-fashioned cooking contest?! You make something, I make something, and we'll see who comes out on top.
Chrom
Er, well, I suppose... Though I was seldom allowed in the castle kitchens growing up...
Vaike
Ah, you're right. Cookin' against royalty'd be like spearin' fish in a barrel. If I can't beat ya with honor, I got no interest in beatin' ya.
Chrom
Hold on now! ...I didn't say no. I've roasted my share of campfire boar and have heard no complaints...
Vaike
Har har! Then a cook-off it is! Get ready to taste my victory!
A Support
Chrom
Ready for another duel, Vaike?
Vaike
Naw. I'm bored with beating ya. We should fight other people.
Chrom
Wait. When exactly did you beat me?
Vaike
Hel-LO?! Remember the cookin' contest? Ol' Teach won that fair and square!
Chrom
How do you figure? When you ate my dish, you fell backward off the chair and passed out. That made me the winner by knockout! ...Or are you denying you collapsed?
Vaike
Kn-knockout?! You almost killed me with that slop you called goulash! I spent a week scrubbing the taste off my tongue! ...Look! Itsh shtill hurthz!
Chrom
You didn't say we had to make the BEST dish. You just said it was a cooking contest.
Vaike
B-but the whole point of a cooking contest is... Aw, forget it! Good gods, you really do hate losing, don't you?
Chrom
And you don't?
Vaike
...Har har, yeah, I suppose you're right. We're birds of a feather, you and me. We love to compete. ...AND to win!
Chrom
Well then? Are you ready for your fellow bird to knock you out of the sky?
Vaike
Har! Bring it on, little man!
