Fates Supports/Jakob Silas

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Silas: Oh, hi, Jakob. How are things?

Jakob: Silas. Caught up on some new fool's errand of mercy, I trust?

Silas: H-how did you know?

Jakob: It's clear on your face. You have the look of a man acting selflessly. I'm surprised that philosophy hasn't worn you down into a husk of a man by now.

Silas: Say what you want. I'm no hero...

Jakob: Yet you've never met a sob story you won't hear in full

Silas: Well, you have me there...

Jakob: The more you listen, the more spellbound you become... Until you're more weighted down by the problem than its actual sufferer. Am I wrong?

Silas: Not...exactly...

Jakob: Well! This sounds to me like the very definition of a here. My condolences.

Silas: Ughhh. He's got me dead to rights...!