Fates Supports/Hisame Rhajat
Rhajat: Grrr... WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!
Hisame: Rhajat? What's wrong?
Rhajat: Ugh, don't worry about it.
Hisame: Are you certain? Perhaps I can help.
Rhajat: *sigh* I don't see how you could possibly help...
Hisame: Suit yourself...but I think you'll find that even talking about it could be beneficial.
Rhajat: Fine, whatever. It's just that my curses haven't been working out lately. Some of my spells have been doing the opposite of what they're supposed to do. Can you imagine that? You curse someone and end up making them happier than ever? Argh!
Hisame: Well, I am an amateur when it comes to magic, so I'm afraid I can't help you there.
Rhajat: I told you!
Hisame: But I do believe I could help ease some of your frustration.
Rhajat: How, exactly? Don't tell me you're going to put a spell on me.
Hisame: Oh ho! Of course not. Just come with me and you'll find out...
Rhajat: Well, that's pretty creepy. I'm in.
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Rhajat: What is all of this?
Hisame: I've prepared some special tea and pickled vegetables for you. Enjoy!
Rhajat: I really don't see how this is going to help me at all... But...free food is free food. *slurp* *crunch* *crunch*
Rhajat: What sorcery is this? Did you enchant the food? I'm feeling incredibly satisfied and relaxed.
Hisame: Of course! Tea is known to calm the mind.
Rhajat: Well, I don't know if this is going to make my spells effective again... but at least it was delicious. Thanks, Hisame.
Hisame: You're welcome.
Hisame: Rhajat? You look frustrated again. Are you still having trouble with your spells?
Rhajat: Actually, no. Your tea calmed me down, and I realized I was making a mistake. So my spells, curses, and hexes are just fine, thank you.
Hisame: That's wonderful. But then...what's the problem?
Rhajat: I lost one of my favorite charms... I can't find it anywhere. It's one that brings bad luck to everyone but me...so it's really important!
Hisame: Oh. Well, that sounds like...bad luck. Are you sure it hasn't backfired? Oh ho! Pardon the levity. Anyway, I have just the thing.
Rhajat: It's tea, isn't it?
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Rhajat: Unbelievable. I remember exactly where I left it. Are you sure that your tea isn't magical in some way?
Hisame: It's perfectly ordinary. It's just easier to concentrate when you're relaxed, don't you think?
Rhajat: So you must never lose anything or have any problems at all, huh?
Hisame: Well...everyone has some problems. But I do like to think of myself as being relaxed most of the time. I was also lucky to grow up with a high-strung father. He taught me exactly what not to do!
Rhajat: Heh. Nice. You know, there's something about you. I haven't figured you out yet...
Hisame: What do you mean?
Rhajat: I mean you're more complex than most of the creeps around here. Take it as a compliment.
Hisame: Well, all right then.
Hisame: Rhajat! You're having tea without me?
Rhajat: You caught me. I just thought I should learn to brew my own, in case you're not around.
Hisame: Well, I'm glad you're a total convert! But...does this mean we won't be having tea together anymore?
Rhajat: No, you're still of use to me. I can't make tea as good as yours. Plus, I want to learn all your other relaxation techniques.
Hisame: Other techniques? I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.
Rhajat: Oh, please. You're holding out on me. You're the most relaxed person I know! I want you to teach me everything. Muhahaha!
Hisame: Well... I'll do my best.
Rhajat: See that you do, Hisame...
Hisame: Ah, Rhajat! I've been looking for you.
Rhajat: What is it? Why are you all out of breath?
Hisame: I...uh... *ahem* Wo-would you like some tea?
Rhajat: No, thanks. I already had some this morning. I'm feeling as relaxed as can be.
Hisame: Oh, dang. I mean...great! I'm glad you're doing well.
Rhajat: What's with you, anyway? I've never seen you act like this before. Did someone else curse you? Just say the word, and I'll curse them back!
Hisame: Someone...else? I mean, no. Nobody has cursed me, as far as I know. I guess I just need to get on with it... *ahem* *cough* *cough*
Rhajat: Get on with...what?
Hisame: Hoo boy. This is definitely not relaxing. My heart is thumping and my hands are shaking...
Rhajat: Are you ill? I'll get the leeches...
Hisame: No! That's not it. I...I... I like you!
Hisame: I never thought I'd just blurt it out like that... But I had to tell you. Every time we had tea together, I was desperately trying to calm myself down...
Rhajat: So THAT'S what was going on. Bwahaha! That's so...
Hisame: So...what? Pathetic? Embarrassing? What? You've got to tell me!
Rhajat: I was going to say cute.
Hisame: Oh, thank you!
Rhajat: No, thank you! I've been so relaxed and happy since we started sharing tea. My curses have been stronger than ever, and my mind is as sharp as a katana. In short, I'm deadlier than ever, and I owe it all to you, Hisame. I want to be with you forever.
Hisame: Huh. Somehow I'm not any calmer than I was before you told me that...