Awakening Supports/Avatar(M) Inigo

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C Support

Inigo:
Hello, Robin. You busy?

Robin:
No, not really. Did you need a favor?

Inigo:
Ha ha! No, it's nothing like that. I just figured it wouldn't kill me to spend time with the fellas once in a while.

Robin:
Ha! You mean instead of chasing girls hither and yon? Yes, I'd say taking a break once in a while is definitely healthy.

Inigo:
Oh! Speaking of healthy, did you try that vegetable cantina in the last town? You would not BELIEVE how cute the serving wench was!

Robin:
You're taking a break from chasing girls, to talk with me about...chasing girls?

Inigo:
She actually blushed when I said hello. Talk about sweet? I could bottle that! You can't tell me you wouldn't want to share a cup of tea with a lady like that? Plus if she's blushing, that usually means she's interested. Grrrawl!

Robin:
I...suppose so? So what happened next? Did you have that cup of tea?

Inigo:
...Alas, she dashed my hopes. I asked when her shift ended, and she said "After your bedtime"! Ha! But what a wit! Ah ha! Ah ha! ...Ha.

Robin:
She must get many such requests. Perhaps she's simply tired of them.

Inigo:
Or perhaps I just need to ask with more confidence! Ladies love confidence.

Robin:
Heh, you don't let much slow you down, do you?

Inigo:
I can't waste time moping about one rejection when so many ladies remain! Still, thanks for cheering me on, Robin!

Robin:
...Is that what I was doing?


B Support

Inigo:
Heeeeey, Robin!

Robin:
Well, you sound chipper, Inigo.

Inigo:
Of course! Nothing scares the ladies away like a frown, so I'm all smiles, all the time!

Robin:
It always comes back to that, doesn't it?

Inigo:
Oh, that reminds me! So I told you about that restaurant I ate at, right? The one with the cute waitress?

Robin:
Let me guess: you met another woman there.

Inigo:
She was absolutely gorgeous! And sitting just one bench away!

Robin:
How did I know?

Inigo:
Well, we both finished eating, but right before I turn on the ol' Inigo charm... This huge knight lumbers up and gives me the stink eye! Well, actually he started yelling in some weird language and waving a sword around. But that's close enough to the stink eye where I come from.

Robin:
Sounds like you made a narrow escape.

Inigo:
Ha! I know! I was out of there like a greased pig at the harvest festival. Even I'm not crazy enough to hit on another man's special lady friend.

Robin:
This could be a good learning experience. Maybe next time you'll think twice before leering at every woman you see.

Inigo:
Oh no! The way I see it, each failure is just more practice for my next encounter! And speaking of which, there's this redhead...

Robin:
...This boy is utterly hopeless. Still, I guess everyone needs a hobby. I just hope he doesn't end up on the end of a lance one day...

Inigo:
Robin? Robin, are you listening to this?


A Support

Inigo:
Say, Robin! Got a minute?

Robin:
Sure, what is it?

Inigo:
You have to listen to my tale of woe!

Robin:
I bet I know how it ends...

Inigo:
I'd been hearing rave reviews about a new tavern in town, so I went for lunch. And it was amazing! Even better than what I'd heard, honestly.

Robin:
Oh? What's the name? I'd love to try it. And I must say, I'm surprised. I thought for sure you'd tell me about some wom—

Inigo:
ANYWAY! When I finished eating, I went to give my compliments to the chef... And she was a TOTAL KNOCKOUT!

Robin:
...Right.

Inigo:
I told her how much I enjoyed the food, and her face just lit up! We started talking about the culinary arts, and things took off from there.

Robin:
Didn't you say something about this being a tale of woe?

Inigo:
Well, at one point I mentioned how smokin' hot she was. Innocent compliment, right? Apparently not, because boy, was she mad! I apologized right away, but she wouldn't have it. She said I was more interested in her body than her food. Then she said she'd rather sleep in an iron maiden than talk to me again! ...Er, and she may have also mentioned something about a chastity belt.

Robin:
I suppose she wanted to be acknowledged for her skill more than her appearance.

Inigo:
You mean she thought I had an ulterior motive for complimenting her cooking? Boy, you tacticians really are smart. After outwitting enemy generals, I bet the ladies must be easy prey.

Robin:
...You get slapped a lot, don't you, Inigo?

Inigo:
Oh yeah, all the time. I mean, when I'm not getting kneed in the groin. Still, I really did mean what I said. She was an amazing chef.

Robin:
So the bit about her looks was...what then? Habit?

Inigo:
Exactly! Habit! ...And THAT'S why I have to go apologize to her right now.

Robin:
I really don't know if that's a good—

Inigo:
I'll apologize for the comment and tell her I loved her cooking. AND I'll tell her it would be delicious even if she was ugly enough to scare a wyvern!

Robin:
That's...um...not really... Oh dear.

Inigo:
I flirt because I love, you know. The last thing I want to do is hurt people.

Robin:
Then perhaps you should stop hitting on every woman in sight?

Inigo:
What? ...Don't be silly! It would be cruel to let one mistake deprive all other women of my charms!

Robin:
I suppose there's a kind of respectability in passion, even if it's horribly misguided.

Inigo:
Ooh, what a great line. ...Mind if I use it?