Awakening Supports/Avatar(F) Sully

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C Support

Sully:
Ah, crap. Come on, Sully, get your damn act together...

Robin:
Sully? What are you mumbling about? ...And why are you holding your side? Is everything all right?

Sully:
I'm fine! It's nothing! ...Leave me alone!

Robin:
You look anything but fine, Sully. You're not hurt, are you?

Sully:
No, I... All right, I put on weight and my muscles mass is down. You believe that? We're fighting a war, and I'm getting a gut.

Robin:
What? Are you sure? You look great to me- same as ever.

Sully:
Then you aren't looking hard enough.

Robin:
Well, this is a side of you I've never seen.

Sully:
The hell you talking about?

Robin:
Well, I just... didn't think you were the kind of person to worry about her figure.

Sully:
Gods, but you are a blooming ninny. This isn't about LOOKS! I said my muscle mass had dropped! And that's going to affect combat, which could get my arse KILLED!

Robin:
Eeeep! I mean, um, yes! Of course! I get it! ...P-please don't hurt me...

Sully:
Hurt you? Why in the hell would I do that?

Robin:
*Ahem* Well, if you ARE worried about weight redistribution, you could try this.

Sully:
*Sniff* Gods, it smells like horse slop! What is it, some kind of jerky?

Robin:
It's a rare form of dried seaweed, actually. I bought it back in town. The shopkeeper said it contained "insane quantities of fiber." Then he just kept saying "insane" and cackled while doing a little dance... Quite an odd fellow, really.

Sully:
Hmm... Sounds risky.

Robin:
Well, I know how brave you are...

Sully:
Is that a dare? Fine then! I'll try it!

Robin:
Great! To tell the truth, I've put on a few pounds myself lately... I've been meaning to try the seaweed but was too scar-er, busy! Too busy.

Sully:
HA! Too much pie- that's your problem! All right then, Avatar. Let's see who can get in shape faster!

B Support

Sully:
Nnngh... Yearrrgh...

Robin:
S-Sully? Oh, gods, Sully, what's wrong?! You look like a corpse! So worn out and thin! ... And your skin- it's GREEN! Have you been poisoned? What have you eaten lately?!

Sully:
J-just the... dried seaweed... you gave me... Ate the... whole bag... last night... Oooooo... Unnngh...

Robin:
Wait... did you say... the WHOLE bag?

Sully:
Is... that bad...?

Robin:
Sully, you're supposed to tear off a tiny piece and rehydrate it with water first. The chunk I gave you was a month's supply. If you ate the whole thing... Oh, dear heavens. Your poor bowels!

Sully:
Kill... kill... you... for this...

Robin:
Sully, I am so, so sorry! I should have explained in more detail!

Sully:
Grr... My won... d-damn fault, taking... shortcuts... But I won't... make that mistake again... Gonna start training... Rebuild muscles... Soon as I'm better...

Robin:
You must let me help you somehow. I just feel so awful about this.

Sully:
Well... I don't know... Maybe... Oh g-gods... Here it comes again... HPPPMF!

(Sully leaves)

Robin:
... Yikes, that did not sound good...

A Support

Sully:
Hah! Yaaah!

Robin:
Looking good, Sully! Feeling better, I take it? And just LOOK at those muscles! I'd say your training's paid off.

Sully:
I'm getting there. Still got a bit of flab right here, though.

Robin:
Where? Here?

Sully:
Hey! Hands off the merchandise!

Robin:
Um, Sully? That's not fat. That's loose skin.

Sully:
Huh?

Robin:
I knew something was weird when you told me you were worried about getting flabby. You train harder than anyone I know.

Sully:
Skin, huh?

Robin:
It's probably a result of the seaweed. You lost a lot of weight during your trial and the muscle is still filling in. Give it another week of combat and eating right, and it'll disappear soon enough.

Sully:
Huh. I guess that makes sense.

Robin:
Trust me. You're in perfect shape. I should know- I've been training with you all week!

Sully:
Huh. ... Well, all right then.

Robin:
I guess that means you win our contest. My belly hasn't shrunk an inch.

Sully:
Well, just don't go trying any of that damn seaweed! Har har har!

Robin:
Er... heh heh, n-no, that would be a foolish thing to- HuuuRRRRRRGH?! ... Uh-oh.

Sully:
Oh, don't tell me... You ate the seaweed?

Robin:
Y-you kept getting... skinnier... I h-had to... catch up...

Sully:
You idiot! You saw what that stuff did to me!

Robin:
N-no, you're... Urk! You're right... S-s-so right... Gotta go! *GURRRF*

Sully:
Yikes, that did not sound good...