Heroes of Light and Shadow Base: Xane and Chris
Base conversations
Xane and Chris 1
If Chris is male
Chris:
Sir Xane! Sir Xaaaane! Oh, c'mon, the war council is about to start. Just where has Sir Xane gone...?
Chris:
Oh, c'mon, the war council is about to start. Just where has Sir Xane gone...?
Chris:
Huh...? Y-you're...?
Chris:
Y-you too...?
Chris:
I am Chris...
Chris:
I am Chris...
Chris:
I-it can't be... Damn... Then, this must be an illusion created by the Dark Pontifex...! I won't lose to an illusion... Prepare yourself!
Chris:
Hey, wait wait!
Xane:
Don't hurt me, it's me, it's me! Couldn't you tell it was a joke!?
Chris:
S-sir Xane!
Xane:
Hey, you and princey take everythin' far too seriously. So I thought I'd try lightenin' the mood. But it looks like my joke backfired. I thought you were going to kill me...
Chris:
F-forgive me. But Sir Xane, you should cut the bad jokes.
Xane:
Well well, I didn't mean any harm y'know. I just wanted to put my special ability to good use...
Chris:
Check me out. I look exactly like you, don't I?
Chris:
Well, you might be right, but...
Chris:
Hm? Aw, shucks. I thought I looked the same, but I guess I was a little off.
Chris:
Huh? Where?
Chris:
Well, I look a bit more manly. The real thing looks a little lame compared to me...
Chris:
Please leave me alone.
If Chris is female
Chris:
Sir Xane! Sir Xaaaane! Oh, c'mon, the war council is about to start. Just where has Sir Xane gone...?
Chris:
Oh, c'mon, the war council is about to start. Just where has Sir Xane gone...?
Chris:
Huh...? Y-you're...?
Chris:
Y-you too...?
Chris:
I am Chris...
Chris:
I am Chris...
Chris:
I-it can't be... Damn... Then, this must be an illusion created by the Dark Pontifex...! I won't lose to an illusion... Prepare yourself!
Chris:
Hey, wait wait!
Xane:
Don't hurt me, it's me, it's me! Couldn't you tell it was a joke!?
Chris:
S-sir Xane!
Xane:
Hey, you and princey take everythin' far too seriously. So I thought I'd try lightenin' the mood. But it looks like my joke backfired. I thought you were going to kill me...
Chris:
F-forgive me. But Sir Xane, you should cut the bad jokes.
Xane:
Well well, I didn't mean any harm y'know. I just wanted to put my special ability to good use...
Chris:
Check me out. I look exactly like you, don't I?
Chris:
Well, you might be right, but...
Chris:
Hm? Aw, shucks. I thought I looked the same, but I guess I was a little off.
Chris:
Huh? Where?
Chris:
Well, I look more feminine and my body is sexier. The real thing looks kinda manly and burly, I guess...
Chris:
...Sir Xane... Could you please repeat what you just said?
Chris:
W-wait, l-let me explain...! Don't kill me or torture me or gimme a fate worse than death...! I-I was kiddin', see? Just kiddin'. Hahaha! See ya later!
Chris:
Sir Xane, come back here!
Xane and Chris 2
Chris:
Sir Xane...! He seems to have gone elsewhere yet again...
Marth:
Hello, Chris.
Chris:
Oh, sire!
Marth:
What excellent timing. There's something I want to ask of you.
Chris:
Yes, sire? Anything for you.
If Chris is male
Marth:
Thank you. Then... Could you please do a handstand and bark for me?
If Chris is female
Marth:
Thank you. Then... Once this war is over, would you allow me the honor of being your husband?
Chris:
...Hi, Sir Xane.
Xane:
Damn, you saw through me.
Chris:
Of course. Prince Marth would never say something that ridiculous.
Xane:
That's funny... I could fool the others just fine... Oh well, see ya.
Chris:
...Hold it.
Xane:
W-what is it?
Chris:
Who else did you deceive while imitating Prince Marth? Tell me all the details, now.
Xane:
Gah!
Chris:
I cannot allow anybody who would tarnish Prince Marth's reputation to exist... Depending on what you've done-
Xane:
Stop it, you're scarin' me! I-I was just kidding!
Chris:
Sir Xane!
Xane and Chris 3
Jagen:
Chris, I know it's most sudden, but... I believe I've fallen in love with you.
If Chris is male
Chris:
Why thank you, Sir Xane.
If Chris is female
Chris:
Why hello, Sir Xane.
Jagen:
What, you knew it was me already?!
Xane:
Meh, you're boring.
Chris:
I've seen you fooling people left and right, so I've gotten used to it already. But, Sir Xane. Even though you've been with us for so long... You never show us what you're really thinking.
Xane:
... Well, yeah. I'm not human, you see. Humans or dragons... I'm not even sure which of them I should support.
Chris:
...
Xane:
Well, I like you and princey. You're pretty cool, for humans. Yet, you're still humans. And humans are born and die in the blink of an eye... The deeper our connection becomes, the lonelier I'll be once we part.
Chris:
Sir Xane...
Xane:
Those who tried to abandon their draconic heritage and become human... couldn't become either. Some couldn't abandon their draconic side, while others couldn't understand how to be human. Some were hurt when trying to destroy humans, while others were hurt because humans didn't accept them... All in all, they're truly miserable folks.
Chris:
You're one of them yourself, aren't you? You've experienced... some of that before, haven't you? You tried to live together with humans... But couldn't. You don't hate humans, but...
Xane:
...I wonder. I've lived for too long, so I've forgotten. But what's happenin' in this battle... ain't bad as what happened in the past...
