Fates Supports/Avatar(M) Keaton
C Support
Avatar: Keaton, how goes it?
Keaton: Hey, Avatar! Look at this!
Avatar: Oh, how nice. A torn-up stuffed animal. What a dream come true.
Keaton: Yeah, look at those tatters! You ever smell stuffing that musky before?
Avatar: Don't you think we should try and patch the poor thing up a bit?
Keaton: What? Why? Don't you see? This is A-grade stuff! Look at all that moist cotton falling out of the open belly! Those clumps of lint! *sniff sniff* And the stench—divine! I love it!
Avatar: OK, Keaton. If you say so.
Keaton: Man, you're missing out if you can't appreciate all this goodness.
Avatar: Really, now?
Keaton: I guess I'll just have to teach you how to see this stuff like a real connoisseur.
Avatar: Huh?
Keaton: We're gonna take a look at my treasure collection! Look, touch, sniff, and learn!
Avatar: Er, what exactly do you mean by "treasure"?
Keaton: Ohoho! Eager to see the goods, huh? I guess I can whet your appetite a bit! Well, just one of my many fine pieces is an embalmed lizard! I also have a giant bat corpse! It's huge!
Avatar: Tempting as that sounds, I don't think I can manage today.
Keaton: What, not feeling so good? Well, maybe next time!
(Keaton leaves)
Avatar: Phew...
B Support
Keaton: Hey! Do you have a minute?
Avatar: Sure. What's going on?
Keaton: I thought today would be the perfect day to show you some of my treasures! You ready? You might want to bring a drool rag. This could get messy.
Avatar: That's OK. I think I'll be able to contain my drool. Thanks, though.
Keaton: Your loss! OK, so, first up—a spool of spider webbing! There are even spots with flies and bugs in it too! Sorta like raisins in a cookie, but waaay better!
Avatar: That's...incredible.
Keaton: You bet your tail it is! And look at this: A necklace made from bat fangs! Just think of all the different animals whose blood has touched this stuff! And they're all still so sharp! See? It's a little prickly when you wear it, but I think it feels good. No pleasure like pain! Wanna try?
Avatar: No. But thanks.
Keaton: Yeesh, tough customer. So, what do you think? Pretty cool, huh?
Avatar: Not really. I think I'm missing something. Why do you like this junk so much?
Keaton: What? Junk? Well, what've YOU got that's so much better? Come on! Out with it!
Avatar: I don't have any treasures, but I do have books and ornaments that are dear to me.
Keaton: Neat! I knew you weren't a lost cause! You mean, like, moldy books, right? And how much rust have you got on your ornaments? Anything fully crusted over?
Avatar: Er, no. Nothing moldy or rusted.
Keaton: So...they're just normal? Ugh. Never mind. No accounting for taste...
Avatar: Sure. But that doesn't mean we can't get along, right? What do you say? Friends?
Keaton: What? Who said I wanted to be friends? Sure wasn't me, I'll tell you that. I just wanted to make you see how great my treasures were, is all. But I guess if YOU want to be friends, I can deal.
Avatar: Keaton, your tail's wagging again.
Keaton: It is NOT wagging! ARGH!
A Support
Keaton: Avatar!
Avatar: Hello, Keaton. What's going on?
Keaton: Oh. Nothing in particular, I guess.
Avatar: OK. I guess I'll be on my way, then.
Keaton: Wait! I said "nothing in particular"! Not "nothing at all"!
Avatar: Oh, OK...
Keaton: I found some more treasure! Wanna take a look?
Avatar: Sure.
Keaton: Perfect! Look!
Avatar: Oh! What an amazing seashell! It's beautiful.
Keaton: Right? Yeah. Beautiful. No cracks, no smell, no grime. It's just a pristine, normal old seashell. Hooray.
Avatar: Hm?
Keaton: What? Got something to say?
Avatar: This isn't the sort of thing that would normally go in your collection, is it?
Keaton: Why do you say that?
Avatar: I think I know you well enough by now, Keaton. This isn't your thing.
Keaton: I see. Hm. Maybe you're right. Now that I've given it a closer look, I'm starting to think it's not so great after all. I GUESS I might as well just give it to you, Avatar.
Avatar: Keaton...did you plan on giving this to me the whole time?
Keaton: What?! Don't be crazy! This was pure spontaneity! I just happened to find something and happened to bump into you! And then I happened to realize I didn't like it, and you happened to like it! It just makes sense to give it to you now!
Avatar: Oh, I see. Of course. Thank you, Keaton.
Keaton: No need to thank me. You just got lucky, that's all.
Avatar: Your tail is wagging like crazy.
Keaton: Oh, that's just...it cramping up! Ow ow ow! Oh man, how crazy! You must think I'm super happy or something. What a hilarious misunderstanding!
Avatar: Haha, OK. Well, I'm very happy you're my friend, Keaton.
Keaton: Me too! Er, I mean...as you should be!
