Awakening Supports/Avatar(M) Kellam
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C Support
Robin:
The others claim it's a ghost, but I refuse to put stock in such things.
Kellam:
Claim what is a ghost?
Robin:
WAAAAAAAAAAH! ...Oh! It's you, Kellam! You surprised me.
Kellam:
Sorry. You looked a little worried... I just wanted to see if you were all right.
Robin:
Well, there IS something troubling me... The men are reporting strange incidents--baffling phenomena that defy explanation.
Kellam:
Goodness! Like what?
Robin:
Well, for example, whenever a group of us gather, drinks materialize on the table. Also, there's always one more cup than people present. But everyone denies that they brought the cup or served the drinks! It's most peculiar. So peculiar, in fact, that some are claiming it to be the
work of spirits...
Kellam:
It's not a ghost.
Robin:
Oh, of course it's not. I just don't know what it could possibly--
Kellam:
It's me. I serve the drinks.
Robin:
You? ...But wait. Why would you bring one cup too many?
Kellam:
That's my cup. I guess it's just that no one ever...notices me...
Robin:
What?! That's almost as absurd as the ghost theory!
B Support
Robin:
La de dah de dum... Shanty Pete danced on a barrel of rum... Oh, hullo?! Where did this drink come from? ...Kellam, are you there?
Kellam:
Right here. ...In front of you.
Robin:
Ah, yes, of course--now I see you. Thank you for the drink!
Kellam:
I didn't want to interrupt while you were humming there. Sorry...
Robin:
Not at all! I was just taken aback when the cup seemed to appear by my elbow...
Kellam:
Um, yes. Sorry...again...
Robin:
You know, Kellam, if you want people to notice you more, you should speak up.
Kellam:
Oh, I'm not looking to be noticed. Not especially, anyway.
Robin:
Well, if that's your plan, I have to say you are succeeding brilliantly.
Kellam:
Plus whenever I do speak, people start screaming about hearing voices... At least, that's what happened at dinner last night...
Robin:
Heh, so that WAS you... Half the camp refused to come out of their tents for fear of the "ghost"!
Kellam:
Sorry!
Robin:
Stop being sorry! It's their own fault for being such superstitious hens.
Kellam:
Yes, but I understand now why people react so strangely whenever I do them favors. Next time I bring tea for everyone, I'll be sure to shout what I'm doing. And I'll try to stop standing sideways... Or in shadows. Or behind barrels...
Robin:
Splendid idea, Kellam! That's the spirit! We'll get you noticed yet.
A Support
Kellam:
Eh? A slice of crowberry pie? What's this doing here?
Robin:
It's for you, Kellam.
Kellam:
Robin! Y-you saw me!
Robin:
The trick is to squint and look sideways. I've been working on it here and there. Anyway, you're always so helpful to everyone else, I wanted to
return the favor.
Kellam:
...Thanks.
Robin:
Not at all. It's the least I can do.
Kellam:
Gosh, you really are good to me, Robin. I know I said I don't do it for thanks, but it IS nice to hear...especially from you. ...Well, guess I'll be going now.
Robin:
What in the... How did he DO that?! He just vanished!
Kellam:
Er, I'm right over here. Straightening up these axes.
Robin:
...Oh, right. Of course. I knew that. It's just that you gave this enigmatic smile, turned to the left, and then...disappeared! Almost as if you'd achieved enlightenment and transcended this mortal plane!
Kellam:
...That's some imagination you have.
Robin:
Ha ha. Yes, well...perhaps I've read a few too many morality plays as of late. In any case, forget the axes for now--everyone is waiting to see you.
Kellam:
Me? ...But why?
Robin:
They all want to apologize for making such a fuss about the supposed hauntings.
Kellam:
...Oh, um, I don't know. That sounds like an awful lot of attention...
Robin:
Sometimes, Kellam, we all have to stand up and be noticed.
Kellam:
All right. But if I'm feeling shy, I might have to transcend to a
higher plane again.
Robin:
Ah-HA! I KNEW IT!
Kellam:
That was a joke! A joke? ...Ha ha ha? ...Robin? Why are you backing
away from me like that...?
