Fates Supports/Avatar(M) Selena

Corrin(M) Selena C:

Selena: Grr! Where did it go? Why am I the most cursed person in the entire world? Ughhh!

Corrin: Selena? I heard shouting... Is everything OK?

Selena: Um, obviously not! I can't find my yukata!

Corrin: Oh no! Wait, what's a yukata?

Selena: You don't even know what a yukata is? Well, for your information, it's a super- cute dress-type thing from Hoshido.

Corrin: Oh. But aren't you from Nohr?

Selena: What does that have to do with it? And who said I was from Nohr?

Corrin: Sorry, I'm confused—

Selena: Why does it matter where I'm from? I can wear whatever I want.

Corrin: No argument here. If the shoe fits...

Selena: I thought I told you it was a dress, not a shoe. And OF COURSE it fits—I looked fabulous! But now I CAN'T FIND IT.

Corrin: No need to shout... I'm sure it's around here somewhere...

Selena: Don't you know anything? I was fishing for a compliment there. Jeez!

Corrin: I'm sorry?

Selena: Whatever. Are you going to help me find my yukata or not?

Corrin: Well, it doesn't sound like I have a choice.

Selena: Not if you want to remain my third-best friend, mister. Now, c'mon, let's find that thing!

Corrin: OK, sounds good. Wait, THIRD best? Who are numbers one and—?

Selena: Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head off about them.

Corrin(M) Selena B:

Selena: Hey, Corrin! Didja find my yukata yet?

Corrin: Sorry, I haven't. But, to be honest, after we spent so much time looking the other day... I sort of assumed it was gone forever. So I haven't been looking very hard.

Selena: Ugh! You give up too easily.

Corrin: Well, I did look all around the castle, and I asked a few people about it.

Selena: Well, you feel that you tried your best. I guess that's good enough for some people.

Corrin:

• sigh*

Selena: You're sighing? It's like you don't even WANT to find my yukata.

Corrin: Selena, I would truly like to help you find it, if only for my own personal relief. Maybe you could tell me a bit more about the garment...

Selena: All right... It's burgundy with a tiny cherry blossom pattern. It's the same color my mother used to wear a lot. But it probably looked better on her, of course...

Corrin: Why would you say that?

Selena: Well, she was perfect and she had perfect taste. Kinda hard to live up to that. Not that I don't come pretty darn close!

Corrin: She "was" perfect? Did she pass away?

Selena: Yeah, but whatever. I'm over it. Anyway, we're talking about my yukata here. You got the details memorized?

Corrin: Er, yes. Burgundy with cherry blossoms. Oh, one other thing. What size was it?

Selena: What SIZE?

Corrin: Er, yes?

Selena: That's kind of personal, don't you think? What if I asked you what color of underwear you were wearing, huh?

Corrin: Um...

Selena: Oh, great. Now you're probably thinking about MY underwear. You're so nosy, you know that?

Corrin: Selena, please listen! I wasn't thinking anything like that! I just want to help you find your yukata. I thought it might be helpful to know the size.

Selena: All right, fine. It's a regular size yukata. Not large, not small. REGULAR. Got it?

Corrin: Regular-sized. Got it.

Selena: Now, are you done interrogating me? Will you hurry up and start searching?

Corrin: Yes, I will be glad to take my leave of you at this point.

Selena: Wait, what do you mean by THAT?

Corrin(M) Selena A:

Selena: Hey, Corrin! Did you find my yukata yet or what?

Corrin: Well...

Selena:

• sigh* Don't bother answering. I can tell by the look on your face. Whatever. It doesn't matter anymore.

Corrin: What do you mean?

Selena: I mean...we've both looked all over for the darn thing, and it's just gone. I'm sorry I wasted your time. I know you've got a lot of important stuff going on.

Corrin: Selena...

Selena: Just so we're clear, I'm not grateful.

Corrin: Well, I'm glad you could clear that up.

Selena: I guess I'll just have to make a new yukata. It'll probably be challenging, but with my level of talent, I'm sure it will turn out.

Corrin: I think that's a good idea, Selena. Camilla is always saying how talented you are.

Selena: She...she is? I mean... Of course she is. By the way, what's your size?

Corrin: My size? You got so upset when I asked about your size the other day.

Selena: Ughhh. This is for a gift so it's TOTALLY DIFFERENT, duh.

Corrin: Fair enough. I was just teasing! But you don't need to get me a gift.

Selena: Well don't worry. It's not like it's a good gift or anything. I just thought that if I had some leftover scraps of material... Maybe, if I had time, I could sew them together into a yukata for you. Whatever! I probably won't have enough material or I'll forget or something.

Corrin: I see. Well, it's the thought that counts.

Selena: Great. So now we just need to go find some cute fabric. Ready to go?

Corrin: Um...

Selena: What do you mean, "um"? Are you ready or not? Most people would BEG for a chance to go shopping with me.

Corrin: I'm sure I'll be begging for something by the end of the trip...

Selena: Ha, ha. C'mon, let's go! This is going to be fun. Hurry up!

(Selena leaves)

Corrin: And there she goes. Wait, I never told her what size I am!

Corrin(M) Selena S:

Corrin: Selena, how are you doing today?

Selena: Fine, fine. But what's going on? I was in the middle of something.

Corrin: Oh, I'm sorry to have interrupted you. What were you doing?

Selena: If you must know, I was packing. Remember how we couldn't find any decent fabric the other day? Well, I've got a lead on some premium silk, but I have to go pick it up. It's...a bit of a hike from here.

Corrin: Well, I'm glad I caught you. Because there's no need for you to go. Here, take this.

Selena: This fabric... It's the same as my missing yukata!

Corrin: Indeed! I found a place that was willing to make a custom order for you.

Selena: Oh, gods... I don't deserve this. I've been so awful to you. To everyone...

Corrin: No! Don't say that. I mean, sure, you've been prickly, but that's just who you are. Y'know, it's funny. I've actually grown somewhat fond of being belittled—

Selena: Then marry me.

Corrin: What?!

Selena: You heard me. Grow up and marry me, Corrin! Or are you a scared little baby? Waaah! Waaah!

Corrin: I...no. Wait. What?!

Selena: Look. I've got important things to do. I can't just sit around waiting for a proposal. So are you gonna marry me or what? Most people would kill for this opportunity, just so you know.

Corrin: Against all better judgment...I will. I will marry you, Selena!

Selena: Well, good! And you better make me the happiest woman in the world while you're at it!

Corrin: Does this count as the start of our honeymoon?