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C Support
Cynthia:
Get busy dying, or get busy dying MORE! ... That's my best victory catchphrase yet! I can't wait to use it! Hmm... But do I shout it before the killing blow or after? ... Oooooh! Or DURING?! Oh my gosh, this is going to be so great!
Severa:
Oh, gods. Nerd alert. Just make sure I'm not around when you start yelling like a maniac, all right?
Cynthia:
Did you come here just to be a jerk?
Severa:
Just appreciating the irony of your situation is all. The more you embrace your "hero" bit, the more of a loser you are.
Cynthia:
That is so totally not true! Heroes are completely awesome! And it's also none of your business!
Severa:
Oh, you poor girl. Don't you know that everyone in camp is ashamed of you?
Cynthia:
Nuh-uh! I get compliments all the time!
Severa:
That's called pity. They're trying not to hurt your pathetic wittle feewings.
Cynthia:
At least I HAVE feelings! You don't get it because you're emotionally stunted! A cynical ice queen like you can't possibly fathom the awesomeness of a real hero! Y-you're a villain! ...A supervillain, even!
Severa:
If having no patience for your sad little fantasies makes me a villain, so be it. ...Meh. I'm bored of making fun of you now. Go back to playing your little games.
Cynthia:
I will! Good day! And good riddance!
B Support
Cynthia:
Cry justice into the dark of night, and it will echo back, "Cynthia!" Any who would face divine judgment, step forward and meet my blade! ... Yes! Nailed it! That's a total keeper!
Severa:
As in, keep out of sight? ...Keep secret forever? ...Keep being a big fat loser?
Cynthia:
Keep being a huge jerk! What's wrong, jerk? Did you run out of flies to pull the wings off of?
Severa:
Don't flatter yourself. I was just passing by. ...I should keep walking before someone sees us talking and gets the wrong idea.
Cynthia:
I wish you would! You're like a dark cloud that just floats around raining on people. I don't think I've ever heard a single nice thing come out of your mouth!
Severa:
All part of being a...what was it again? A cynical little ice queen? If I played along with your sorry delusions, what sort of villain would I be? Yes, I'm afraid you're stuck with me. Mwah ha ha ha ha!
Cynthia:
That DOES it! I demand a duel!
Severa:
...Wait. YOU are challenging ME?!
Cynthia:
Name your terms, villain! I'll outrun you, outfence you, or even outEAT you! Whoever loses has to apologize to the winner!
Severa:
I'm sure you could win the eating contest easily...
Cynthia:
Ha! You talk a big game, but that's all you are—a big bag of hot wind. A supervillain like you wouldn'y have the guts to face me in a fair fight!
Severa:
I was going to take pity and spare you the humiliation, but so be it. You're on, loser! I hope you're ready to be crushed like a cockroach!
Cynthia:
Ha! Now that's a lame line if I ever heard one! So, what'll it be? Name your challenge. Pick anything you like. Doesn't matter to me. I'm better than you at everything!
Severa:
Destroying you at any single event wouldn't prove the spectacular gap in our skills. I'll take you up on all three of the tests.
Cynthia:
...Er, all three?
Severa:
That's right! Unless you want to go ahead and concede now?
Cynthia:
N-not on your life! I'm going to enjoy grinding you into the dirt!
Severa:
Hah! Now who sounds like a villain? Maybe you should drop the prissy little hero act and join me on the snarky side...
Cynthia:
Never!
Severa:
Then I suggest you stop dreaming up catchphrases and start drafting that apology. You'll be needing it soon! Mwah ha ha ha!
A Support
Cynthia:
...I'm impressed you showed up.
Severa:
Oh, I wouldn't miss it. I'm looking forward to that apology.
Cynthia:
Yeah? Well I'm looking forward to... Uh... Showing you that justice always prevails!
Severa:
Ugh, whatever. It always comes back to that with you, doesn't it?
Cynthia:
A hero's fate is to see justice done. Meanwhile, villains like you are fated to get kicked around by us heroes!
Severa:
Well, since you seem so full of energy, we'll start with a foot race. Keep up if you can!
Cynthia:
Ha! I'll leave you in the dust!
Cynthia:
*Gasp* *pant* How were you... able to keep up?
Severa:
*Huff* *gasp* "Keep up"? I was...in the lead!
Cynthia:
What?! *wheeze* That's...ridiculous!
Severa:
*Gasp* This whole...duel is ridiculous... One challenge down, and we're no closer to a resolution than when we started. On to round two!
Cynthia:
Swordplay, was it? As you wish... Have at you!
Severa:
*Smack* Oh my gosh, what?! That hurt, you lunatic! No one cares if YOUR ugly face gets ruined, but I'M pretty!
Cynthia:
*Bop* Yowch! Your insults don't hurt as much as these dumb wooden swords!
Severa:
Okay, time out! I'm exhausted!
Cynthia:
What say we recuperate with a little snack, hmm? On to the eating competition!
Severa:
Urrrrrrp! S-so stuffed... C-c-can't...eat...another...bite...
Cynthia:
D-don't...talk...about food... C-can't...even...move...
Severa:
I think we tied again. This is stupid! Three rounds and we STILL don't have a winner! I don't even care anymore! I'm completely wiped. I'm not moving another inch today.
Cynthia:
Ugh, me too. Let's just forget the whole thing.
Severa:
I always thought you were just a loser with big loser fantasies... But you've actually got guts...and heart.
Cynthia:
And I guess you're not just an emotionally stunted ice queen. You've got fire in your belly. I could maybe even learn from you.
Severa:
We're kind of a weirdly matched pair, huh? How about I let you call the duel a draw and we try being friends?
Cynthia:
Let me, huh? Ooooh, so generous! But when you think about it, our mothers were friends as much as they were allies. Maybe we were fated to be the same all along.
Severa:
I'm too tired to think about fate.
Cynthia:
Ha ha, I'm barely keeping my eyes open here, too. I say we take a nap, then go for a cup of tea.
Severa:
Deal... But I get to...pick the... Zzz...
Cynthia:
Ha ha. You fell asl... Zzz...