Awakening Supports/Kjelle Inigo

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C Support

Kjelle:
Hya! Grah! Hiyaaah!

Inigo:
How goes the training, Kjelle? Your form is as lovely as ever. ...If you know what I mean.

Kjelle:
*Huff, huff...* What do you want, Inigo?

Inigo:
You could use a break from training. What say you and me go have some fun?!

Kjelle:
I'm afraid to ask what your idea of fun entails.

Inigo:
Madam, you wound me! A chaste cup of tea was all I had in mind. Perhaps some cake. Eating sweets is a proven pick-me-up, and you owe it to your exhausted body!

Kjelle:
Pass. Now if you're done talking, I have a training regimen to get back to. ...As should you.

Inigo:
Ouch! That hurts. All work and no play makes Kjelle a dull...um...Kjelle. If you don't blow off steam every once in a while, you'll explode!

Kjelle:
Training isn't stressful. It's fun. ...Listening to you is stressful.

Inigo:
Oh, come on! It'll be a blast! I'll even let you pick out the cake. My favorite is lemon with chocolate frosting, but you can get—

Kjelle:
Go. Away. Now.

Inigo:
Fine. Fiiiiiine! I'll just go eat cake by myself, then. But I'll be back tomorrow! Just you wait!

Kjelle:
...I wonder if Chrom would mind if I stabbed him?

B Support

Inigo:
Heeey, Kjelle! Ready to go? I've got the whole day planned!

Kjelle:
My day is already planned. I'm training. Now go away.

Inigo:
Sorry, no can do! Persistence is my greatest strength, you know.

Kjelle:
It's pronounced "tragic flaw."

Inigo:
Ah ha! I see your wit is as sharp as a tack!

Kjelle:
That wasn't a joke.

Inigo:
One day, my sweet, my ceaseless dedication will win you over.

Kjelle:
...You really are unbelievable.

Inigo:
Are you all right? You look tired. Can I get you something? Perhaps a slice of cherry cake with those little frosting flowers would—

Kjelle:
Oh, for the love of— FINE! Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. I'll go out with you on one condition.

Inigo:
Ooh, progress! ...What's the condition?

Kjelle:
You have to fight me for it. Land one blow past my guard, and you can take me to whatever cake shop you like. I'll even let you pick the weapon.

Inigo:
Er... Um... Right. But you see, that's not really...fair. You're the strongest person I know... And that's including Chrom!

Kjelle:
Okay, then. Get lost.

Inigo:
N-no, wait! I'll do it! I'll fight you! I told you that persistence is my greatest strength! Although right now I wish strength was my greatest strength... Anyway, the sword was my first love, so let us do battle with that!

Kjelle:
Sure. It's your funeral.

Inigo:
*Gulp!* I mean...um... Ha ha! Don't be surprised when I dance circles around you!

Kjelle:
Anytime, twinkle toes. I've been waiting for a chance to pound you into dust. This is going to be fun. ...Heh. Heh heh heh. Ha ha! AAAH HA HA HA!

Inigo:
Eep! Kjelle, I d-didn't know you had an evil side! W-well, at least you seem to be enjoying yourself for a change... Ha ha...ha?

A Support

Inigo:
I hope you're ready, Kjelle! Today's the day. I can feel it!

Kjelle:
What, again? How many times does this make?

Inigo:
To be honest, I've lost track. ...Ten? A dozen, maybe?

Kjelle:
I stopped counting at thirty. A normal person would have given up by now.

Inigo:
Aw, thanks, Kjelle!

Kjelle:
That wasn't a compliment! Why are you still here? What motivation could possibly drive you this far? It's truly baffling. And a little scary.

Inigo:
I want to go out with you! That's all. I think it'd be fun. I know I'd have fun, and I want you to have fun, too. Maybe you'd even smile once in a while.

Kjelle:
...That's it?

Inigo:
Isn't that what I said from the beginning? What other reason would there be?

Kjelle:
Avenging your pride? Honing your skills? Dementia?! There must be SOMETHING! No one would suffer this many thrashings for a date!

Inigo:
Um...I don't know what else to say. I guess a date with you is worth a few bruises. Besides, you always have a huge grin on your face when we're fighting. So it's kind of like we're on a date already! ...Except for the beatings.

Kjelle:
Ugh. Forget I asked.

Inigo:
Already forgotten! Now let's get down to business. ...En garde!

Kjelle:
You're on, lover boy.

S Support

Kjelle:
......

Inigo:
What's wrong? You look so serious.

Kjelle:
No, I was just...thinking.

Inigo:
You sure? You're not getting sick are you? Maybe we should put off today's match.

Kjelle:
No, I'm fine. Really. And we don't need to fight a match today. ...You already got me.

Inigo:
I'm confused. Because last time we fought, you almost broke my face.

Kjelle:
No, Inigo. You broke something. ...The wall around my heart.

Inigo:
I think I'd remember that. I pay pretty close attention to your...heart...area.

Kjelle:
Gods, you're an idiot. It's a metaphor! It means your stupid persistence finally won out. And even though your sword didn't touch me, I count this as a win for you. So go on. You pick the spot and let's have some fun.

Inigo:
You mean it?! Really?! Oh, wow, Kjelle, you will NOT regret this!

Kjelle:
None of this makes any sense. I mean, it never did. You're such a huge flirt, I figured you'd take off when I shot you down. I even hit you in the face with a sword, but you just got up and kept trying. I guess in the end I found it kind of...charming.

Inigo:
Now that you've learned that resistance is futile, can I ask one more favor?

Kjelle:
Sure, why not?

Inigo:
I, uh... I don't actually want just one date...

Kjelle:
Well, aren't we confident!

Inigo:
The more we fought, the more it became clear to me... I...I can't get enough of you! I want to spend every single day with you!

Kjelle:
Every single...day?

Inigo:
Well, you know. There might be the odd overseas mission or something. But otherwise, yes! Every single day! So...what do you think?

Kjelle:
Have you been plotting this the whole time?

Inigo:
You said it yourself—that's a lot of beatings to suffer for just one date.

Kjelle:
I don't understand. Why me?

Inigo:
I think it's your smile, honestly. After watching you grin like a maniac every time we fought, something just clicked. Now, this could be the head trauma talking. I won't rule it out. But I so enjoyed our time together and I... I think I love you.

Kjelle:
Oh, wow... Um... I think... I mean, I might also...

Inigo:
Yes?

Kjelle:
Look, I'm not too good with...words. Let's just say I'm very happy right now. We've got a long life of fun and cake and head trauma ahead of us. Besides, if I turned you down, you'd never stop bothering me anyway.

Inigo:
Hah! Guilty as charged! I'm a lucky man, Kjelle. And I swear to protect you for as long as I live.

Kjelle:
Your brain damage is worse than I thought. How about you just stay behind me? I'll make sure you get through this war in one piece.