Warriors Supports/Robin Anna

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Anna: Step right up! Everything in the store is half-price today and today only! Well, well. If it isn't Robin! Take a look around. We've got quite a selection.

Robin: It's so busy in here. Are you sure I won't be distracting you?

Anna: Of course not! Any friend of mine is considered a VIP.

Robin: Let's have a look then... Oh, wow! You weren't kidding about that sale.

Anna: No I wasn't! And there's an additional discount for regular customers.

Robin: Really? You're basically giving this stuff away. How can this be? This sword is so light... It almost feels like a toy.

Anna: Ah, Missiletainn! A legendary swordsman once used it to save an entire village.

Robin: Does that story fool anyone, Anna? Though it would be good for defense...

Anna: Give it a swing! It's got a lot of power. I'll even let you borrow it if you want.

Robin: Hah! No thanks. I think it's meant for someone a little more...pretentious. But this spear is pretty interesting... Are those shells?

Anna: Right now you're holding the Summer of Bones, a legend in the southern lands. It flies completely straight when thrown and is known to make its wielder sigh.

Robin: And that's a selling point? Huh... A throwing spear with shells. Weird.

Anna: Maybe, but one attack with this spear can incapacitate a tactician instantly.

Robin: A tactician?! I'll just put this down then... Weapons from this world are impressive. I've seen some take out multiple enemies in one blow without taking any damage!

Anna: You don't have weapons in your world that can do that?

Robin: No. I'm used to a weapon breaking after you use it over and over again.

Anna: Yikes! Weapons from your world sound super inconvenient.

Robin: No, it just means you have to treat them with care--bond with them.

Anna: Hmm... I bet if I took these weapons to your world I'd make a killing!

Robin: What?! How would you even get them there?

Anna: Leave the business plans to the experts, Robin. You got here, didn't you? All I have to do is figure that out, and then...BOOM! I'll be swimming in cash!

Robin: B-but...wearing down your enemies' weapons is a battle tactic!

Anna: So you're saying I might face some resistance on the other end... Huh... Well, once they see what these babies can do, they'll be lining up for one! ­As a thank-you for giving me this idea, I guess I should give you a profit share.

Robin: R-really? Oh...well. Thank you, Anna... You really are quite the businesswoman.

Anna: Hey, there are no discounts for flattery. Except on the Missiletainn.

Robin: No offense, but you couldn't pay me to take that sword.