Warriors Supports/Leo Frederick
Frederick: Prince Leo...do you have a moment?
Leo: I suppose. What is it?
Frederick: There's something that's been bothering me. I wasn't sure I should say anything...
Leo: You've been keeping something from me?
Frederick: ...Yes. I have thought long and hard about the implications. But ultimately, I decided that it needed to be said.
Leo: Good gods, man! Don't keep me in suspense any longer. What is it?!
Frederick: Well, Prince Leo...it's about your...
Leo: My what?
Frederick: Your collar, milord. It's...inside out.
Leo: No, no, no, that's not possible... ...Oh. Damn.
Frederick: I was hoping you'd just notice... eventually...but here we are. I could not in good conscience remain silent any longer, milord.
Leo: Is this what you were hinting at with all that talk about fashion?
Frederick: Yes, milord. I was not bold enough to tell you straight out. I apologize.
Leo: No, no. It's my fault, of course. You must come to me directly if this ever happens again. A fashion yes-man is no good to me. I need someone who can speak the truth.
Frederick: I understand. Then, since we are speaking openly...
Leo: Please! Let me hear it.
Frederick: You have worn your collar inside out precisely 36 times since we met. I thought perhaps I might be able to prevent a 37th.
Leo: Thirty-six... Arrgh! Someone must die! ...I mean, thank you.
Frederick: You're welcome. And there's one other thing.
Leo: Very well. Get it over with.
Frederick: The other morning, you nearly wore your nightcap into battle.
Leo: No! I caught myself before actually walking into battle. How did you know?
Frederick: Well, I was positioned nearby to speak to you about something else... Namely, that you had brought your pillow instead of your spell book...
Leo: D-did I really?!
Frederick: I was quite surprised to see you look directly at the pillow several times...
Leo: That is enough, Frederick. In the future, I need you to be more proactive.
Frederick: Yes...I understand. If I see that your trousers are on inside out and backwards, I should speak up. I will be happy to add this to my list of daily duties, milord.
Leo: Has it come to this? Do I really need a wardrobe guardian? I ...Yes. Yes, I suppose I do. Thank you, Frederick. You're a true friend.
