Request: Funny Business

To initiate request, speak to Ayaha Oribe.

Ayaha: I heard a rumor that's been troubling me... Could you check it out?

The player is given two options on how to respond:

• Yes
• No

If the player chooses "no":

Ayaha: Okay. Whenever you have time.

Conversation ends, request unaccepted.

If the player chooses "yes":

Ayaha: Thank you, Itsuki. Have you heard of the comedy duo Ota-Yan Union? The funny man tells a silly joke and then the straight man flips out. That's basically their entire act. But rumor has it that Aniki, the straight man, lost his timing. And he's just a shell of his former self on stage... Otakura, the funny man, wrote on his blog that they're training n Harajuku for the Manzai Grand Prix, a comedy contest. Itsuki, please go to Harajuku and check it out for me. A mere shell... That worries me. Thanks; I'm counting on you.

The comedy duo are West of Anzu. Speak to either one to initiate the conversation.

Odagura: Meow! Meow! Meeeooowww! Hissssss! Oh, sorry... I was speaking in dog!

Quiet Aniki: You were?

Odagura: ... Er, uh, yeah, you know the children's story "Urashima Taro"? About that guy who carried an axe and had a dog...

Quiet Aniki: Huh? I don't know of any story like that...

Odagura: ... Of course you don't because I made it up! C'mon, Aniki! You're supposed to yell at me! I'm the funny man not the straight one!

Itsuki: (Looks like he's had a lot of Perfoma stolen from him! I should report this to Ayaha.)

Editor's note: "Urashima Taro" is a character from a Japanese legend, who rescued a turtle from some torturous kids. He is often depicted with a fishing rod. Also, is it Otakura or Odagura, game?

>Speak to Ayaha.

Ayaha: ... Just as I feared, Aniki's Perfoma has been stolen. I asked Tiki to look into this matter as well. She sensed a strong Comedy Perfoma within the Shibuya Idolasphere. The Mirage that stole it is probably somewhere inside... Please recover his Perfoma as soon as possible. I'm counting on you, Itsuki.

The Mirage is found on the second floor in the first block of Illusory Shibuya.

Chrom's Voice: It looks like that's the Mirage that stole Aniki's Perfoma!

Itsuki: Let's get his Perfoma back! Come on, Chrom!

>Battle begins.

Mirage: Rrraaahhh! I have the ultimate weapon! Sharp as a spear!

Once the Mirages have been defeated, Itsuki will make a comment.

Itsuki: (Everything should be okay now. I should go check on Ota-Yan Union.)

>Speak to the comedy duo.

Odagura: Meow! Meow! Meeeooowww! Hissssss! Oh, sorry... I was speaking in dog!

Passionate Aniki: Rrraaahhh! That's cat! You're speaking cat! And what's with all the swear words!? There are kids here!

Odagura: Speaking of kids, do you know that children's story "Urashima Taro"? The one about the guy who carried an axe and had a dog...

Passionate Aniki: Rrraaahhh! No! No! No! You're mixing up a bunch of fary tales! Come to think of it though, I'd love to hear that story!

Itsuki: (It looks like he's okay now. I should report this to Ayaha.)

>Speak to Ayaha.

Ayaha: Good work, Itsuki! According to Otakura's blog, Aniki is back to his normal sharp-tongued self. Thanks to all your hard work, I was able to just sit here and sip my tea. Which is also hard work, now that I think about it.

>An awkward silence passes.

Ayaha: ... ... Uh, that was a joke. You're supposed to say something back to me. ... All right, then. Thank you for your hard work. I'll let you know if I hear any suspicious rumors.

Request complete! Obtained Clap Track as thanks.