Awakening Supports/Lissa Gaius

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Lissa:
Now, this goes through here... Then I just loop this thread aaand... YEEEEOWCH!

Gaius:
You all right there, Princess? What's going on?

Lissa:
I'm TRYYYING to learn needlework! But I'm mostly just poking holes in my dumb finger.

Gaius:
You should wash and dress those wounds, you know.

Lissa:
Yeah, whatever. They're just pinpricks. ...See? Hardly bleeding at all.

Gaius:
Small wounds can become infected as easy as large ones. Here, Princess. Let me take a look...

Lissa:
Geez, fine! If you're going to be all stubborn about it... Just stop calling me Princess, all right? It almost sounds sarcastic when you say it.

Gaius:
Just a friendly nickname, is all. I give 'em to everyone.

Lissa:
Yeah, well, I bet you didn't give Chrom a nickname, did you?! It's so unfair. He risks life and limb nearly every day. But me? Nooooo! People hover around me if I have so much as a sewing accident.

Gaius:
If it makes you feel better, this is the worst sewing accident I've ever seen.

Lissa:
Gods, you'd think I was made of glass or something. ...H-hey! Easy with the bandages there! My hand looks like a grapefruit!

Gaius:
You pierced a vein, Princess. Lucky it wasn't worse.

Lissa:
*Grumble, grumble*

Gaius:
Aw, cheer up now. Lemme see what you're sewing there! ...Oh. It's, uh... It looooks like... A three-legged ogre? No, wait. A whalefish eating a sailor?

Lissa:
It's a kitty cat.

Gaius:
A cat? Really? Er, maybe if I turn it this way...

Lissa:
It's not done yet, okay?!

Gaius:
Hmm... For a cat, why don't you lengthen this... And then a few stitches here...

Lissa:
...Holy cow, Gaius! That's amazing! I didn't know you could sew!

Gaius:
I've always had nimble fingers. Useful skill in my trade.

Lissa:
Well, um... Thanks. I guess.

Gaius:
My pleasure. Though perhaps you might take up a safer hobby, hmm? Like, say, jousting...

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Lissa:
Wait, so I poke this through here, and loop it over...there?

Gaius:
No, not quite. Here, let me show you. FIRST you loop, theeen...

Lissa:
Oh, I see! That wasn't so hard! ...And look, it's finished! Ta-da!

Gaius:
That's some nice work there, Princess. ...Although I think I did everything but that twisted blue bit up in the corner.

Lissa:
Tee hee! Now that you mention it, you did help an awful lot, didn't you? You know, if you keep helping me, I'm never going to learn.

Gaius:
Is that so bad? I mean, you're a princess, right? If you need something sewn, you could always just ask the royal seamstress.

Lissa:
That is TOTALLY not how I operate, mister! I refuse to become one of those lazy nobles who can't even butter their own crumpets! Not that I've learned to do most anything useful so far...

Gaius:
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself, Princess. This stuff takes time.

Lissa:
Yeah, maybe. It's just so frustrating when I can't do the simplest tasks on my own! Cooking, laundry...you name it...

Gaius:
One thing at a time, Princess. Practice makes perfect.

Lissa:
Practice makes perfect? Hmm... I've never heard that.

Gaius:
It's a fun little saying, isn't it?

Lissa:
Heck, yeah! And I'm gonna practice until my head falls off. All right, Gaius! I want to learn every skill that you know!

Gaius:
Er, but I'm not really the teaching type—

Lissa:
Oh, nonsense! Don't be modest! Teach me stuff! Pleeeeeease?

Gaius:
Well, I suppose it's bad form to turn down a princess...

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Gaius:
GAAAAAACK! Gods, Princess! How much salt did you put in this soup?!

Lissa:
Just the one bag. Is that too much?

Gaius:
Never mind. Let's focus on the positive. Your potatoes were...edible?

Lissa:
You don't need to try and make me feel better, Gaius. The only reason the potatoes worked is because you remembered to take them out.

Gaius:
Well, I suppose I did help a little...

Lissa:
At this rate, I'd better find a husband who knows how to cook. I mean, would YOU marry a woman who can't even make a sandwich?

Gaius:
What, me? Um... Well, I don't know. I never really thought abo—

Lissa:
I knew it! You'd toss me out like a moldy sack of grain. All right, then! Tomorrow I want to learn how to open a jar. Deal?

Gaius:
Look, Princess. You're very sweet, and I like you a lot. But are you sure we should be...you know. Seeing so much of each other?

Lissa:
What do you mean?

Gaius:
I'm a thief, and you're Chrom's sister. ...Tongues might start wagging is all.

Lissa:
If anyone has a problem with that, I'll have their head on a pike!

Gaius:
Sorry, I didn't mean—

Lissa:
Tee hee. Just kidding. I wouldn't put anyone's head on a pike. But seriously, I'm not allowed to spend time with my friend? Come on! And I don't give a fig what a bunch of gossipy court ladies say about it!

Gaius:
...Oh. Well, all right, then.

Lissa:
I want you to treat me just like any of your other friends! And that's an order!

Gaius:
Well for one thing, my other friends don't issue orders...

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Lissa:
Guess who?!

Gaius:
WAAAH!

Lissa:
Oh, sorry! Did I startle you?

Gaius:
Oh, er... N-not really, no...

Lissa:
Heh, well it sure SEEMED like it. Especially when you jumped and went "WAAAH!"

Gaius:
Look, you shouldn't sneak behind people and cover their eyes like that!

Lissa:
Hee hee! I thought you'd be used to it by now.

Gaius:
Sometimes I think you could stand to be a bit more princess-like...

Lissa:
Bah! I'll remember you said that the next time I'm out on the battlefield healing you! Well, now you're going to feel super guilty when I show you the gift I brought!

Gaius:
...Needlepoint. Lissa, did you make this?

Lissa:
Hee hee! I've totally been practicing! Can you tell?

Gaius:
This looks like a cat. But a REAL cat! Not one of your..."unique" ones.

Lissa:
See? I wouldn't make such a bad wife!

Gaius:
I've never thought you would.

Lissa:
Why Gaius, you old charmer...

Gaius:
...Er, when you bat your eyelashes at me like that... People might get the wrong idea...

Lissa:
No they wouldn't... Because they would be right.

Gaius:
They would? ...Lissa, I have a question to ask you... You're the sweetest girl I've ever met... If you think I'm worthy, I...I...

Lissa:
You're gonna marry me right now, and that's totally an order!

Gaius:
Oh... Well, that was certainly easier than I expected...

Lissa:
Yaaaaaaay! I KNEW that needlepoint would do the trick!