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− | <b>Severa:</b><br> I'm pointing this out for | + | <b>Severa:</b><br> I'm pointing this out for your own sake! |
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− | <b>Severa:</b><br> I... I don't know! It just popped out of my mouth. | + | <b>Severa:</b><br> I...I don't know! It just kind of popped out of my mouth. |
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<b>Kjelle:</b><br> You compliment me left and right, and then you want me to be more modest? | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> You compliment me left and right, and then you want me to be more modest? | ||
− | So what | + | So what should I do? Flee in terror anytime a girl catches a glimpse of my belly? |
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− | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> ... Girls care about the dumbest things sometimes. | + | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> ...Girls care about the dumbest things sometimes. |
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− | <b>Severa:</b><br> No! ... I mean, yes! ... I mean, that is so not the point of this conversation! | + | <b>Severa:</b><br> No! ...I mean, yes! ...I mean, that is so not the point of this conversation! |
We've spoken about this before, remember? Your utter lack of femininity and decorum? | We've spoken about this before, remember? Your utter lack of femininity and decorum? | ||
You're acting like a crusty old roustabout! | You're acting like a crusty old roustabout! | ||
− | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> Being a roustabout is honest work. Without them ships couldn't sail | + | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> Being a roustabout is honest work. Without them, ships couldn't sail or— |
− | <b>Severa:</b><br> That is so totally the point of what I'm saying! ... It was a metaphor. I meant that you act and sound like a ruffian! A male ruffian!* Sigh* All right. I can see I'm going to have to step in here. Since you're apparently hopelessly ignorant of even basic beauty tips, I'll teach you. We'll begin with makeup. I trust you're at least familiar with the concept? | + | <b>Severa:</b><br> That is so totally not the point of what I'm saying! ...It was a metaphor. I meant that you act and sound like a ruffian! A male ruffian! *Sigh* All right. I can see I'm going to have to step in here. Since you're apparently hopelessly ignorant of even basic beauty tips, I'll teach you. We'll begin with makeup. I trust you're at least familiar with the concept? |
− | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> I've heard of it, yes. | + | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> ...I've heard of it, yes. |
− | <b>Severa:</b><br> Well then today is your first lesson! Just come over here to my vanity... | + | <b>Severa:</b><br> Well then, today is your first lesson! Just come over here to my vanity... |
− | Now then! The first step is to build a nice foundation that | + | Now then! The first step is to build a nice foundation that can— |
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<b>Severa:</b><br> Of course not. ...YOU'RE going to put it on your face! | <b>Severa:</b><br> Of course not. ...YOU'RE going to put it on your face! | ||
You'll never learn otherwise, right? Now come on! Chop-chop! | You'll never learn otherwise, right? Now come on! Chop-chop! | ||
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− | ...Wow. That was really, really horrific. | + | |
+ | <b>Severa:</b><br> ...Wow. That was really, really horrific. | ||
Maybe a little demonstration would have been in order after all. | Maybe a little demonstration would have been in order after all. | ||
<b>Kjelle:</b><br> I'm just glad to finally have it all washed off my face! | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> I'm just glad to finally have it all washed off my face! | ||
− | So, how'd I do? Your eyes kind of bugged out, so I'm | + | So, how'd I do? Your eyes kind of bugged out, so I'm guessing I did it wrong. |
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<b>Severa:</b><br> No need to be hostile, dear. Let's set cosmetics aside for the time being. | <b>Severa:</b><br> No need to be hostile, dear. Let's set cosmetics aside for the time being. | ||
A woman's charm is the sum of a thousand tiny, yet deliberate, gestures. | A woman's charm is the sum of a thousand tiny, yet deliberate, gestures. | ||
− | She does not run | + | She does not run roughshod around the camp like an overburdened pack animal. |
She glides as she walks, using light and nimble steps! | She glides as she walks, using light and nimble steps! | ||
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<b>Severa:</b><br> No, no, no! Graceful, Kjelle! Graceful! Be like a peaceful forest stream! | <b>Severa:</b><br> No, no, no! Graceful, Kjelle! Graceful! Be like a peaceful forest stream! | ||
− | One step flows into the next! Arms, too, are easy and fluid! ... Unclench that fist! | + | One step flows into the next! Arms, too, are easy and fluid! ...Unclench that fist! |
Eye contact is critical, but do not stare. A demure glance and smile are sufficient. | Eye contact is critical, but do not stare. A demure glance and smile are sufficient. | ||
− | Even brushing your hair must be a conscious, calculated action. | + | Even brushing back your hair must be a conscious, calculated action. |
− | ... No! Not like that! TOSS the hair, Kjelle! Don't ruffle it like an old hound's scruff! | + | ...No! Not like that! TOSS the hair, Kjelle! Don't ruffle it like an old hound's scruff! |
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− | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> Er... G-good afternoon, Severa. You're... looking well? | + | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> Er... G-good afternoon, Severa. You're...looking well? |
− | <b>Severa:</b><br> Better. Not great. ... Or good, really. But better. | + | <b>Severa:</b><br> Better. Not great. ...Or good, really. But better. |
Now you need to focus on the delivery. In time, it will be fluid and natural. | Now you need to focus on the delivery. In time, it will be fluid and natural. | ||
Still, I suppose I should thank the gods you've come even this far. | Still, I suppose I should thank the gods you've come even this far. | ||
− | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> If makes you feel better, I'm tripping less in those absurd shoes you gave me. | + | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> If it makes you feel better, I'm tripping less in those absurd shoes you gave me. |
Oh, and I combed my hair this morning. One hundred strokes exactly. | Oh, and I combed my hair this morning. One hundred strokes exactly. | ||
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<b>Kjelle:</b><br> Heh heh. Warrior ladies. Oh, that's rich. That's... | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> Heh heh. Warrior ladies. Oh, that's rich. That's... | ||
− | ... Uh-oh. | + | ...Uh-oh. |
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− | <b>Severa:</b><br> W- | + | <b>Severa:</b><br> W-well, worry not, dear. I'm here to help. |
We'll enroll you in Severa's Combat Class for Lady Warriors next. | We'll enroll you in Severa's Combat Class for Lady Warriors next. | ||
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<b>Kjelle:</b><br> Would you get started already? I can feel my muscles disappearing! | <b>Kjelle:</b><br> Would you get started already? I can feel my muscles disappearing! | ||
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Latest revision as of 22:23, 5 May 2016
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Contents
C Support
Kjelle:
Whew! I'm beat today...
Severa:
Does tired equal sloppy in your world? Because your shirt is coming unbuttoned.
And I know you're sweaty from combat or whatever, but oh my gosh. ...Ew.
Kjelle:
Har! A little skin isn't going to kill anybody. Besides, this area's off limits to the men.
And it's not like it's something you haven't seen before.
Severa:
That doesn't mean I WANT to see it!
Gods, would it kill you to act like a lady once in a while?
Kjelle:
At least I'm enough of a lady to mind my manners and not stare!
Severa:
I'm pointing this out for your own sake!
Kjelle:
Hah! I've never cared about stuff like this, and you know it.
Severa:
It's one thing for a child to be a tomboy, Kjelle, but you're a grown woman now!
Augh! Now I can see your stomach! Really, have a little...
Wow. Those are serious abs, Kjelle. I could do my laundry on them.
No wonder you walk around with your shirt hanging off...
Kjelle:
It's not "hanging off." I just untucked it! ...And why the compliment, anyway?
Severa:
I...I don't know! It just kind of popped out of my mouth.
Kjelle:
You don't have the hots for me or something, do you?
Severa:
Hah! You couldn't handle me for an hour, and you know it!
I'm just a little jealous is all. You're pretty, yet still so tough and strong.
Kjelle:
Well, looking is free, I guess. Knock yourself out.
Severa:
Gods, Kjelle! Seriously, could you try and not act like a boor for five minutes?
Kjelle:
You compliment me left and right, and then you want me to be more modest?
So what should I do? Flee in terror anytime a girl catches a glimpse of my belly?
Severa:
That's the general idea, yes.
A proper lady never shows skin above the ankles and below the neck.
A proper lady understands that less is more!
Kjelle:
...Girls care about the dumbest things sometimes.
Severa:
Hello? YOU'RE a girl!
B Support
Severa:
Augh! Kjelle!
Kjelle:
What'd I do now, Severa?
Severa:
Don't just drop your old clothes on the floor when you undress!
Kjelle:
What, are you worried someone's going to trip?
Severa:
No! ...I mean, yes! ...I mean, that is so not the point of this conversation!
We've spoken about this before, remember? Your utter lack of femininity and decorum?
You're acting like a crusty old roustabout!
Kjelle:
Being a roustabout is honest work. Without them, ships couldn't sail or—
Severa:
That is so totally not the point of what I'm saying! ...It was a metaphor. I meant that you act and sound like a ruffian! A male ruffian! *Sigh* All right. I can see I'm going to have to step in here. Since you're apparently hopelessly ignorant of even basic beauty tips, I'll teach you. We'll begin with makeup. I trust you're at least familiar with the concept?
Kjelle:
...I've heard of it, yes.
Severa:
Well then, today is your first lesson! Just come over here to my vanity...
Now then! The first step is to build a nice foundation that can—
Kjelle:
I'm not letting you put this pasty goop on my face, if that's what you're thinking.
Severa:
Of course not. ...YOU'RE going to put it on your face!
You'll never learn otherwise, right? Now come on! Chop-chop!
Severa:
...Wow. That was really, really horrific.
Maybe a little demonstration would have been in order after all.
Kjelle:
I'm just glad to finally have it all washed off my face!
So, how'd I do? Your eyes kind of bugged out, so I'm guessing I did it wrong.
Severa:
Makeup should accent and flatter the features, Kjelle. Not act as a disguise.
You looked like you were preparing to rob the royal treasury.
Kjelle:
Accent? Disguise? What's the difference? They both just hide who you are.
Severa:
No need to be hostile, dear. Let's set cosmetics aside for the time being.
A woman's charm is the sum of a thousand tiny, yet deliberate, gestures.
She does not run roughshod around the camp like an overburdened pack animal.
She glides as she walks, using light and nimble steps!
Kjelle:
Like, uh... This? *stomp* *tromp* *kerplunk*
Severa:
No, no, no! Graceful, Kjelle! Graceful! Be like a peaceful forest stream!
One step flows into the next! Arms, too, are easy and fluid! ...Unclench that fist!
Eye contact is critical, but do not stare. A demure glance and smile are sufficient.
Even brushing back your hair must be a conscious, calculated action.
...No! Not like that! TOSS the hair, Kjelle! Don't ruffle it like an old hound's scruff!
Kjelle:
I'm never going to remember all of this.
Severa:
You will if I make you! With proper training and patience, I'll make you a lady yet!
Kjelle:
I'd rather you let me get back to training that actually matters.
We're trying to win a war, not a damn beauty pageant!
A Support
Kjelle:
Er... G-good afternoon, Severa. You're...looking well?
Severa:
Better. Not great. ...Or good, really. But better.
Now you need to focus on the delivery. In time, it will be fluid and natural.
Still, I suppose I should thank the gods you've come even this far.
Kjelle:
If it makes you feel better, I'm tripping less in those absurd shoes you gave me.
Oh, and I combed my hair this morning. One hundred strokes exactly.
Severa:
And it looks lovely!
Kjelle:
There's just so much to remember... I'm always sure I'm forgetting something.
I guess it's just good that I'm improving.
Severa:
As you will continue to do, I'm sure!
Plus, you have the advantage of being naturally beautiful.
Kjelle:
Well, um... Thanks, I guess.
......
Severa:
What? Is there something on my hands? You keep staring.
Kjelle:
Your fingers are so long and pretty. I don't know how I didn't notice before.
Severa:
Kjelle! Now THAT is a very sweet and ladylike compliment!
I'm so proud of you right now!
Kjelle:
Does that mean I pass?
Severa:
Pass? You're going to be valedictorian!
I hereby name you a graduate of Severa's Finishing School for Warrior Ladies!
Kjelle:
Heh heh. Warrior ladies. Oh, that's rich. That's...
...Uh-oh.
Severa:
What is it?
Kjelle:
I've been so focused on remembering what you taught me, I think I forgot other stuff!
...Oh, gods! I don't remember how to fight!
Severa:
What?!
Kjelle:
Ack! I'm trying, but nothing's coming back! It's all a big blank!
Which end of a sword do you hold? It's the pointy end, right?
...OUCH! Dammit! Wrong end! I knew this girly stuff was a bad idea!
Severa:
W-well, worry not, dear. I'm here to help.
We'll enroll you in Severa's Combat Class for Lady Warriors next.
Kjelle:
You'd better hope I've forgiven you by the time I graduate!
Severa:
Just don't go and forget how to act like a lady this time!
You'll thank me once this war is over and you're on the prowl for love!
Kjelle:
Would you get started already? I can feel my muscles disappearing!